[Kathy in Alaska]

JUNEAU, Alaska, April 20--Coast Guard rescuers from Station Juneau responded to assist a crewman aboard the fishing vessel Tar Baby after it grounded near Battleship Island, Auke Bay, Alaska. The boatÕs skipper escaped the vessel uninjured. U.S. Coast Guard Photo

[Old Sarge]

"Mojo, you told me you could handle a boat!"
"Of course, Mojo can handle a boat, Tonkin, it's just like a car, just let Mojo be..."
"Sweejaysus, Mojo, hard'a'port!!"
"Stop shouting, Tonkin, Mojo sees the port, it's over there, and Mojo's steering straight for it!"
"THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!!"

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!