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This is the official transcript supplied by "Big Ear" a source that refuses to reveal her identity. Our editor certifies that we have pinky sworn that this is a real imperson... er, person.
(Begin Transcript)Woodward: Mr. Casey? (Sound of slap) Mr. Casey? I'm Bob Woodward with the Washington Post... you know, the guy who made up "Deep Throat" and brought down a president. (another slap) Mr. Casey, could we have some focus here?
Casey: ""
Woodward: Well, OK! Tell you what, I'll whisper a statement to you and if you disagree with the statement, tell me. If not, just stay silent. OK? If you agree, just don't say anything.
Casey: ""
Woodward: Remember, this is 'ON THE RECORD'... oh, I say that metaphorically... I don't really have a tape recorder. OK?
Casey: ""
Woodward: OK, First statement: Oliver North stole money from the government when he had a $200,000 renovation done to his house. Right?
Casey: ""
Woodward: AH! you agree. Second Question. Ronald Reagan was fully aware of the illegal nature of the Iran-Contra affair.
Casey: ""
Woodward: (to himself) Casey agrees. (Louder) Next Question: This administration deliberately chose to ignore the law and thumb its nose at Congress.
Casey: ""
Woodward: We're on a roll here... Next statement: You personally think Ronald Reagan has the brains of a rabbit and the attention span of a chipmunk.
Casey: ""
Woodward: lessee, what to say... Oh, I know! Nancy is a shrew and a tarot reading wierdo that told the president what to say.
Casey: ""
Woodward: Whow! this is great! Next... and you think that the fact that Ronald Wilson Reagan has six letters in each of his names means that he is the anti-christ.
Casey: ""
Woodward: Ok, I think I hear the nurse coming... We'll have to finish this up fast. AHHH? lessee... OK! You agree that anything else I think of for my book was something you would say and DID say in our interview.
Casey: "" bleeeeee__________________________________________p
Nurses voice: Cardiac Arrest in fifteen... flatline.... Mr. Casey, hold on....
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