[boris]

"The thrust of this proposal is that we will have these people coming in no matter what we do. I think it would be better to have them come through regular crossings and be documented and pushed toward becoming true American citizens rather than having a large group of frightened, illegal, non-Americans hiding in the recesses of our society."

Put me in charge and I'll have it stopped in one year.

You may not like the means; some will call them 'draconian'--but I guar-un-tee they would work.

Yeah, the Constitution might have to be suspended, martial law imposed, or a few Amendments passed.

But I could--if in charge put an END to the plague of locusts from the South.

If **I** can do it, it can be done. QED.

--Boris

[Doug Loss]

Yeah, the Constitution might have to be suspended, martial law imposed, or a few Amendments passed.

Without even knowing your means, I can guarantee you'd start a revolution within this country. Suspend the constitution, impose martial law? And people think my idea is unfeasible!

[Mind-numbed Robot]

OK, you are in charge. Now go get 'em!