[drew]

OK, let's start suggesting songs for our Marines to play for the muj.
"Screaming for Vengeance" by Judas Priest is my suggestion.

[thoughtomator]

"God is Dumb" - FZ... and of course "Rock the Casbah"

[Brian Mosely]

The Best of Yoko Ono

[Alouette]

I recommend "Hava Na Gila"

[Visioneer]

I have heard that we have some kind of sonic "weapon" that emits a very low frequency and causes people to either get sick or lose control of their digestive system.... For riot control... is this factual?

[NYC GOP Chick]

[Argus]

"I Put A Spell On You" - Screamin' Jay Hawkins

"Mannish Boy" - Muddy Waters

"Devil In A Blue Dress" - Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels

"Lohengrin Act 2 Prelude" - Wagner

"Light Cavalry Overture" - Suppe

"Memphis" - Lonnie Mack

etc.

[Kieri]

Hampster Dance...on a LONG, long loop.

[metalurgist]

OK, let's start suggesting songs for our Marines to play

Start playing the sound tracks to porno movies. That ought to drive these sexually repressed clingons up the wall. It would be even better if the army would make a sound track between Joe the GI and Fatima the Iraqi.

Here's some sample dialog.Fatima: Oh Joe, your member is so huge. It's so much bigger than Achmeds. He barely has enough to violate a goat.

Make sure the Marines have lots of ammo if they play something like this.

[Billthedrill]

"You're Having My Baby" is pretty obnoxious. "Wildfire" is a traditional favorite. If I hear one more rendition of "Sugar Sugar" I may go Jihad myself...

[ezo4]

damage Inc - metalica
forclosure of a dream - megadeath

[rintense]

I vote for the 'Yentl' soundtrack. A (loudmouthed) Jewish woman? They'll all surrender.

[whd23]

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

[break]

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[break]

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

[mathurine]

Never mind the music; muscle is what counts. Start killing the islamic sons of bitches and keep on killing them until they "holler nuff." And not just in Iraq. Islam has declared war on on us, and it is time we treated that war for what it is. When Islam surrenders, we can be generous, but until every islamic dog who attacks is shot and killed, give them no quarter.

[Freebird Forever]

OK, let's start suggesting songs for our Marines to play for the muj.

The first tune that came to mind was Blues for Allah, followed of course by a few well placed Daisy Cutters.

[Alkhin]

Why not just play hip-hop, only turn the Treble all the way down and let loose with the bass and turn the woofers up ALL the WAY.

Our neighborhood jerk-boy terrorized us with his POC stereo-system until he managed to total it.

*I* felt like abandoning my home...(so I could remove his claim to manhood...)

[BJungNan]

OK, let's start suggesting songs for our Marines to play ...

I was going to suggest AC/DC when I saw the headline but I see they already have the CD. So, if they really want to drive them nuts, play Bob Dylan over and over. It seems to have worked on Dylan.

[Frank_2001]

I'd say, anything by Celine Dion, but that might violate the Geneva Convention...;))

[Tench_Coxe]

"Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits"

[ApplegateRanch]

Anyone have renditons of Christian music in Arabic?

Say, starting with, Onward, Christian Soldiers???

[normy]

I think David Bowie had a song called "I'm afraid of Americans".