Start playing the sound tracks to porno movies. That ought to drive these sexually repressed clingons up the wall. It would be even better if the army would make a sound track between Joe the GI and Fatima the Iraqi.
Here's some sample dialog.Fatima: Oh Joe, your member is so huge. It's so much bigger than Achmeds. He barely has enough to violate a goat.
Make sure the Marines have lots of ammo if they play something like this.
That's Klingons. And that's not a very nice thing to say about them.
After all, they too have some musical ammunition to donate to this project.