Troops blast music in siege of fallujah

yahoo news ^ | 4/16/04 | drew

[VOA]

They should hold the big guns in reserve...

Be nice...Billy Ray makes visits to the rooms at Walter Reed Army Medical Center...

[Gritty]

... FBI's blaring progressively more irritating tunes in an attempt to end a standoff with armed members of the Branch Davidian cult in Waco...

I wonder if the Marines are using the tapes of the rabbits squealing (recorded from actual tortured rabbits) that was blasted at ear-splitting levels all night by the FBI in Waco? The Branch Dividians protested it gave their little children nightmares but the FBI just laughed at that lame excuse.

No? Not yet? Why? Too gruesome for terrorists?

[Hollywoodghost]

Barney Songs! That would make them surender.

[Joe 6-pack]

Oh, I salute and admire BRC for his outspoken patriotism...(and most of his other music as well!)

...but c'mon! ABH is a classic in terms of annoyance.

[river rat]

You SHOOT like a goat herder.....
Oh...
I thought they said,
You SCREW like a goat lover.....

Semper Fi

[ezo4]

damage Inc - metalica
forclosure of a dream - megadeath

[whereasandsoforth]

Janis Joplin's "The Last Time" should end the war.

[BFM]

Not sure what all the excitement is all about...

just mix up a nice hot, steamin' batch of liquified pig fat.

Threaten the little bastards that if there's anymore shooting and all the bad guys don't surrender, then the whole town gonna get a nice aerial spraying if there's one more peep.

Or... the PSYOPS makes an announcement that heaven just called and they've run out of virgins. Only thing left is a bunch of old guys that are near '70 and they don't have any teeth. SO if they want o keep getting killed the virgin store just CLOSED.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

John Tesh music nonstop would dive anyone nuts.

[Ben Chad]

WILLIAM HUNG

[anniegetyourgun]

Gives new meaning to the old saying about the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing!

[Brad C.]

Since it sounds like the speakers at the mosques are being used for other things besides a call to prayer, I wish some one could explain why those speakers are still operational. Seems like a couple of 50 cal rounds would quiet down the neighborhood.

[Happy2BMe]

"Others have run across the street, hiding behind children on bicycles, said the sniper. In his position — reachable only by scaling the outside ledge of a building — he sits for hours with his finger poised on the trigger of a rifle that fires 50-caliber armor-piercing bullets with such force that the muzzle flash and exiting gasses from the weapon have blackened the bricks around the gun."

USMC sniper ping.

[Happy2BMe]

How about a Michael Jackson / Barbie Striesand duet?

[Happy2BMe]

"Until Janet el Reño decided to incinerate them instead."

Big 10 x 12' posters of Janet Reno placed around the city and on huge banners drawn by planes overhead might work.

[Happy2BMe]

"I suggest instead, that the US troops play Christian music. Not contemporary Christian rock like Creed, but Christian hymns and chorals. That will really screw with their minds."

Nearer My God To Thee and Are You Washed In The Blood of The Lamb are a couple of good ones . .

[null and void]

Does anybody here remember Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? I think they should play that song that killed the tomatoes.

Beat me to it...

[RJS1950]

Nah, if you really want to get him charging out call him the son of pig f'n dog.

[beavus]

A few hours of Lane's "ONE DAAAAY A-AT A TIIIIIIIIIME" and they'll put themselves out of our misery.

[Overtaxed]

"I thiiiink I'm going to miss her.
A tomaaaaato ate my sister."