Um, the Da Vinci Code is a novel Einstein.
BTW Mark,
You and I both know you read these threads. As orally-fixated ego-centric, you can't help yourself. You told me once.
I just wanted you to know that I never find your writing to be particularly immaginative. But I was especially unimpressed with this column. You went away for a month to rehab (or wherever it is you claim you were), and the best you can do is to combine the thoughts of two of your last four columns? Surely you can do better than that. Didn't they let you see a paper in the clinic? A lot has happened in the world since you went away.