Testy Teresa Tirade: I Can't Believe I Came to America

NewsMax.com, New York Post ^ | April 18, 2004 | Carl Limbacher

[PennsylvaniaMom]

What a delicious quote...but other than here (or if you read Cindy Adams anyway) who would know she said it? Drudge has two Tay-raise-ahh links up...both only dealing with her 'tax privacy issues.' Will this get linked so it gets the exposure it deserves?

[donozark]

PICKLE PRINCESS? I like that one!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Wed Apr 14, 9:53 PM ET
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., kisses his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry after speaking to supporters at a Democratic fund-raising dinner in New York on Wednesday, April 14, 2004. (AP Photo/Dean Cox)

[Rummyfan]

Then referring to her first husband, the late Sen. John Heinz, she blasted, "I can't believe I married the first politician. He wasn't one when we met."

There may have been about half a billion reasons influencing her decision there. To quote President Truman 'if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen'!

[OXENinFLA]

I want a 1ST LADY DEBATE!

[sarasota]

Think this will get any press on television?

[GWB00]

I spoke with a catering agent at the Drake Hotel in Chicago during my stay there two weeks ago and the week prior, he had personally attended to the Kerry suite during there stay in Chicago.(Which was the most expensive one in the hotel).He said that John Kerry never acknowledged him, and all Teresa could do was complain how bad the soups were at the hotel.

These recent complaints come as no surprise, I am sure we are going to get a lot of great nuggets from this woman as the summer heats up!

P.S.To give you an idea of how much of an impression that Kerry made on this catering agent, he could not remember Kerry's name.

[Annie03]

"Delta is ready when you are..."

LOLOL-and she can take the cadaver with her.

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL!

[Peach]

Guess what Theresa - we don't want you here either. Or your gigolo.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Did they tip?

[FITZ]

Can you blame her? If you found yourself married to John Kerry wouldn't you wonder how?

[camle]

I hate to say it but I told you so, don't mind my preachin' to you
I said "don't trust libs, baby" now you know
You don't know ev'rything there is in politics.
Wouldn't believe me when I gave advice, I said that liberals were sleaze
If you want help you better ask me now
So be sincere, convince me with a "pretty please"

wah, wah, I hear you cry
It seemed so unreal to me
wah, wah you blame the guy who’s fighting for your liberty
Kerry, vote for Kerry

Don't think I'm bein' funny when I say you blame Bush for everything
I can't help feeling you found out today
That after winter, it’s all Bush’s fault, comes the spring

Won't say I'm sorry for the things I said.
I'm glad Dean packed up to go
You kept on blamin' everything on Bush
Found you don't know ev'rything there is to know

wah, wah, I hear you cry
It seemed so unreal to me
wah, wah you blame the guy who’s fighting for your liberty
Kerry, vote for Kerry

(brief instrumental interlude)

Before I go I got to say one thing, don't close your mind to me
Take my advice and you find out that Kerry
Is just another guy who'll cause you misery
Don't whine you can't get any one to vote, do be so smug or you’ll see
You'll find you can't get any votes a'tall
You'll wind up an old has-been whining, eating cheese.

wah, wah, I hear you cry
It seemed so unreal to me
wah, wah you blame the guy who’s fighting for your liberty
Kerry, vote for Kerry

Kerry, vote for Kerry

[livius]

Ah, the heartbreak of sleep-walking.

LOL!

[bmwcyle]

It is sooooooooooooooo hard being rich and living in sooooooooooooooo many homes in America. I would have shot myself. /sarcasm

[Izzy Dunne]

PICKLE PRINCESS?

Yeah, I got tired of "Ketchup Queen", etc.
Heinz DOES make more than ketchup.

[freedomson]

"I can't believe I married a French undertaker."

"I can't believe he shoots poison into his skull for the sake of vanity."

[AngieGOP]

You got that right. I always say to foreigners who are working and living here, "The Statue of Liberty welcomes you on the way in, and also waves ta-ta on your way back where you came from".

[unixfox]

Don't like our culture?
Don't like our language?
Don't like our freedom?
Don't like our country?

THEN GO BACK HOME !!

[PistolPaknMama]

when Kerry tries to kiss Teresa on stage, ...

ohhhh that reminds me of the immediately-post-monica klintoons! Billary were in the mideast, or somewhere spreading socialism, and they were walking toward the camera and Bill tried to take Hill's hand and she jerked it away from him.