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Man charged in drunken tractor spree
Indianapolis Star ^
| 13 April, 2004
| AP
Posted on 04/13/2004 9:53:36 AM PDT by Il Duce
Edited on 05/07/2004 6:27:11 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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DECKER, Ind. -- A man driving a stolen tractor crushed a sport-utility vehicle and passed through a watermelon field before he was arrested on a drunken driving charge, police said.
Police were called early Sunday about a tractor running over an SUV parked in front of the vehicle owner's home in Decker, about 35 miles north of Evansville, the Knox County Sheriff's Department said. Another complaint was made that the tractor crossed several roads, ran through a watermelon field and a front yard.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; US: Indiana
KEYWORDS: dontdothis; dui; dwi; indiana; tractor
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To: Il Duce
Well, that's one way to get plowed...
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posted on
04/13/2004 10:21:38 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(So you're a feminist - isn't that cute!)
To: Il Duce
That must have been a damned big tractor to run over an SUV.
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posted on
04/13/2004 10:24:35 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Hank Rearden; Grampa Dave
Hay! Careful there Hank!! I just bought me wunna them John Boys!!! Hay! It evun has wunna them there cup holders fer my BEER!!!
Beddur yet, it can be fitted for a can-o-pee!!!
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posted on
04/13/2004 10:28:27 AM PDT
by
SierraWasp
(John Fallujah Kerry! Now we REALLY know what HE meant, by "Bring... It... On!!!" He sure DID!!!)
To: Il Duce
This is a poser:
Squashed water melons=anti-green ?
Squashed SUV=Pro-green?
Alcohol level 0.16...... ah ha!!!! A prohibitionist, determuned to save the world from alcohol by driking it all himself.
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posted on
04/13/2004 10:30:10 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Enough ketchup and a cowpile fried in kerosene, is as palatable as a liberal sauteed in snake oil.)
To: r9etb
That must have been a damned big tractor to run over an SUV.That was my first thought...my puny little 45 hp JD woulda lost that battle, no matter how drunk it was.
To: F.J. Mitchell; Grampa Dave
Rush just picked up your equations on his show!!! Haaaaaaa Ha Ha Ha!!!
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posted on
04/13/2004 11:34:01 AM PDT
by
SierraWasp
(John Fallujah Kerry! Now we REALLY know what HE meant, by "Bring... It... On!!!" He sure DID!!!)
To: SierraWasp
Rush is monitoring FR pretty close these days.
From a watermelon smashing SUV driver/owner!
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posted on
04/13/2004 11:43:20 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(America can't afford a 9/10 John F'onda al Querry after 9/11.)
To: SierraWasp
Wow! What an honor!
I'm so embarressed.........I mispelled 'determined'. Typo of course. The devil made the computer do it.
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posted on
04/13/2004 11:57:39 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Enough ketchup and a cowpile fried in kerosene, is as palatable as a liberal sauteed in snake oil.)
To: F.J. Mitchell
And perhaps even more disturbing that he would read a post about a drunk man driving a tractor....what exactly was the comment?
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posted on
04/13/2004 12:05:39 PM PDT
by
Il Duce
To: Kirkwood
You mean like this
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posted on
04/13/2004 12:20:12 PM PDT
by
Lyndal
To: Il Duce
You read the post (Iam assuming of course, if you didn't you should go back and do so)and un-abashedly I read it as did a number of others. Rush like the rest of us, from time to time inserts something we percieve as humorous into our dialogue, mainly because eternal seriousness could be detrimental to our health, even lethal. We are forever on the lookout for something in a lighter vein.
Responding to a post about a drunk stealing a tractor and squashing water melons and SUV's, in no way indicates we approve of or reccommend such actions. If anyone had been maimed or killed during the escapade, no one would be making light of it. All's well that ends well and open to poking fun at. Even the Perp in this case will in due time be allowed to get on with his life. Hopefully wiser from the experience.
What if anything do you find humorous?
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posted on
04/13/2004 1:38:05 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Enough ketchup and a cowpile fried in kerosene, is as palatable as a liberal sauteed in snake oil.)
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