You Know You Are A Freeper When.....

April 13, 2004 | LadyShallott

[LadyShallott]

You Know You Are A Freeper When......

You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage.

You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998.

You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.

You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.

You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your spouse and read the breaking news at the same time.

When you and your spouse get into an argument it comes out "Removed by Admin. Moderator".

You asked for a wireless connection at your baby shower. Who needs a baby monitor? Watching the baby and posting is just FR practicality.

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.

You want to sit in a cage at a PETA rally while smoking, eating a hamburger, drinking coffee and hand out Free Republic coffee mugs.

And last but not least……..

You know you are a married to a Freeper when you can talk about anything going on in the world, you display the American Flag with pride, and you pray for the Troops defending this great country. Chance 33_98, I love ya!

[GoLightly]

My kids *hate* it when use the word "sheeple" & honest, I have never, ever called any of my children sheeple, even at the times it applies.

[GoLightly]

People Eat Tasty Animals?

[GoLightly]

Ages ago I was embedded with CSpan & Byrd was on the floor, doing one of his usual rambles. One of my sons walked in, saw me watching my usual fare & gave me that look that only a teenager can give their parent when they are questioning said parent's sanity. I told the boy, wait, Byrd hasn't even started talking about his dog Billy yet. Amost on cue Bryd went into one of his Billy stories. I started ROTFL & from that day forward, the son never questioned my sanity when it came to politics. He & I may not always agree, but he knows better than to try to tell me I don't know what I'm talking about.

[DBrow]

I think nobody ever knows sheeple personally, they are always "others".

I agree with you; I would not raise kids to be sheeple ever.

[PsyOp]

You don't call relatives anymore, you ping them...

You spam your friends with articles from FR... and they love you for it.

You have more respect for people you've never met than for those you have.

[F14 Pilot]

Proud to be Freeper!

[little jeremiah]

You dream about checking your Freepmail, and there's some in there.

You dream about debate on threads and even get mad, or write really smart stuff.

I am starting to dream like this....

[prophetic]

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