Beauty and the Beast of War (Miss USA is GOPer)

SMH ^ | April 13, 2004 | SMH

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Her name is Shandi and she says she'll use her position as the new Miss USA to explain US involvement in Iraq. After accepting the title at the 52nd annual pageant, the 25-year-old graduate student from Missouri, said: "What needed to be done had to be done." Shandi Finnessey, a Republican and 1.8 metre blonde from St Louis, is an author and wrote a book called The Furrtails, as part of her aim to integrate mentally retarded children into regular classrooms. She has a master's degree in counselling and also plays piano and violin. At a party following the event, Finnessey described her social life as "totally single and looking".

[Blood of Tyrants]

Unless the convex shape is caused by push-ups.

[dasboot]

Well, I've looked at all the shots in this and subsequent articles; and I admit that the swimsuit shot is the only one that makes her otherwise yielding hemispherical orbs appear...unusual.

I must, therefor, suspect that the lense captured the subjects of this discussion at a moment when the said orbs were moving upwardly--under the spell of Newtonian Law-- which motion was, perchance, induced by what I can only imagine was a purposeful jilt in the bearers' ambulations.

I retract my previous charges, and humbly submit to the consensus opinion that, yes, the boobs are the real McCoy.

[Blood of Tyrants]

I would like to examine them more closely. In person if possible. Would you come along so that I may get your professional opinion? ;^)

[Blood of Tyrants]

First photo can be attributed to a tight fitting dress.

This pic is a different pose in the same suit.

[dasboot]

I question the motivation behind your proposed scientific inquiry. You better go say a peck of "Our Fathers" while I handle....this.....things.....uh... . myself.

PS: AH SEEN 'ER FIRST!!!

[wjcsux]

I don't see how any man could be a faggot after looking at a babe like that!

[GunnyB]

More like where they can command most of the time of the teacher, resulting in the neglect of the other students. I've seen it in my child's classes. Dumb everyone down even more.

RANT ON

This is one of the more personally offensive comments I've ever read on FR. As the father of a son with Downs Syndrome, I find your lack of tact and ignorance on the topic appalling. Mainstreaming children with learning disabilities does not result in neglect of other children, at least in schools that are well managed. It may surprise you to learn that within the last couple of years a number of learning disabled adults have attained college degrees and are becoming more productive members of our society due to mainstreaming.

I am always amazed by "Pro-Life" advocates who fail to realize exactly what that means. The Left would have loved us to abort this incredible child, as would you it seems - so your child won't be "neglected".

Oh, and by the way, your sentence "Dumb everyone down even more." is one of the more egregious grammar violations I've ever seen on FR.

RANT OFF

As a counselor, Miss USA is certainly right to take up the inclusion of learning disabled children into all classrooms. It is truly a noble effort on her part - certainly worthy of her position. I would suspect that she developed this opinion after research and experience with learning disabled children, and seeing these incredible children for who they really are.

[dasboot]

LOLBSOK!!!

Dr. J. Sheetrock-Sixpack, I presume??

I have taken your opinion under advisment; and, based upon the evidence herein presented, I concur.

Dr. Tyrant?

[Plutarch]

Shandi, improving troop morale!

[cyborg]

Give her thirty years of gravity and three babies... I want to see how many people want her then!

[cyborg]

Breasts,bum,legs,belly and then the face... no one cares about brains.

[Plutarch]

[dasboot]

no one cares about brains.

Quite the contrary: We have empiracally established her superior intellect. So it's brain...then bumboobslegsface.

[dasboot]

Honest: I heard a harp's flourish as the pic opened.

[cyborg]

LOL!!! Okay.

[dasboot]

empirically...

Sheesh! My scientific zeal is clouding my orthographic judgment

[AgentEcho]

Damn, I wish she had a communications degree. She'd make an fine Fox reporter.

Geez, I'm shallow.

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[cyborg]

hehehe... you guys are a trip

[cyborg]

I can't get you guys to think any different can I? LOL

[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

there is a liberal tilt to her:

"The Furrtails, as part of her aim to integrate mentally retarded children into regular classrooms."

It doesn't work and smacks of utopia.

I don't know about that. When I was in school (1-12), we had all kinds of kids. Disabled kids, slightly retarded kids, kids with leg braces, kids with limps, whatever. They WERE NOT segregated, as you're implying they should be. They were just our friends.

Why do YOU want to isolate them? Can't stand looking at them?