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Oh my dear, I have a whole pamplet on underpants rules for daughters. First, you never, ever, go out unless it is to the emergency room and then only if you are in full cardiac arrest and have no say atall, unless you put on clean underpants. Second, you always wear underpants as if everyone in sight is going to get a gander at them just in case the rules fail. Third, if you are shorter than 5'6'', you must wear the high leg ones. Fourth, you must never show a bikini line in a clingy dress. Fifth, you never take them off while out and about,,that is a strict rule. Fifth, do not misplace them in glove compartments, under pillows, by swimming pools, etc. And always have a spare pair in your desk, your purse and your travel bag and your gym bag. You need at least three dozen to maintain the above rules. And animal prints are only to be worn with jeans if you are in very good health and not likely to go to the emergency room and drive with good drivers, wear your seatbelts and don't drink while driving. and they should match the bra.