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Kerry gets served up with 'waffles' (THIS IS FUNNY)
USA Today ^
| 4-11-04
| Mark Memmott
Posted on 04/11/2004 7:58:09 PM PDT by truthandlife
Some jokers who don't like the Democratic presidential candidate are trying to make his campaign Web site, johnkerry.com, the first answer to a search of the word "waffles" on Google, the No. 1 Internet search engine.
They've nearly succeeded on the No. 2 search engine, Yahoo. By Sunday, eight days after the prank began, johnkerry.com was listed second among 703,000 results of a Yahoo search of the word "waffles."
At the No. 3 search engine, MSN Search, johnkerry.com was also the second Web page result of a search Sunday for "waffles."
On Google, johnkerry.com was not in the top 1,000 of the 556,000 results of a search for "waffles."
Authorities on search engines say the joke's quick impact on Yahoo and MSN, though, is a sign that the campaign is working and that Google will be affected soon.
(Excerpt) Read more at usatoday.com ...
TOPICS: Front Page News
KEYWORDS: 2004electionbias; cheeseandwhine; flipflops; google; googleit; internet; johnflipkerry; johnflopkerry; johnkerry; kerry; kerrycampaign; kerryflipflops; ketchupandwaffles; mediabias; searchengines; waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; waffles; wafflesandketchup; worldwideweb; yahoo
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To: truthandlife
Funny.....but it works both ways.......
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:00:52 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
To: truthandlife
Outstanding!!! Did it on Yahoo and it worked!!
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:01:14 PM PDT
by
Heff
(NJ Needs Auto Insurance reform!!!!!)
To: truthandlife
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:01:36 PM PDT
by
Smartass
(God Bless America and Our Troops - Bush & Cheney in 2004)
To: truthandlife
www.johnkerry.com waffles , whodathunk?
(just doin my part :))
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:01:51 PM PDT
by
My Favorite Headache
(Rush 30th Anniversary Tour Tickets On Sale Now!)
To: truthandlife
What can I say,except for BWAA HA HA HA HA HO HOO HOOO HOOO!!?
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:03:40 PM PDT
by
zygoat
To: truthandlife
They know who they are
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:06:05 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate))
To: truthandlife
Some jokers... Where was the author's outrage when pranksters tried to link a search for Bush under "miserable failure?"
To: truthandlife

A resounding #36 on Dogpile! Note #35.
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:07:39 PM PDT
by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
We can only excerpt USA Today articles. If you read the rest of the article the author of the article does talk about the "Bush miserable failure" prank also.
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:09:41 PM PDT
by
truthandlife
("Some trust in chariots and some in horses, but we trust in the name of the LORD our God." (Ps 20:7))
To: truthandlife
Fitting!!!!
Happy Easter, truthandlife, D2
:-)
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:10:05 PM PDT
by
Defender2
(Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
To: truthandlife
Did someone say ketchup and
waffles? Yuck!!!
I wonder how the search engines do with flip flops?
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:20:10 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Maybe Urban Outfitters should sell t-shirts that say "Voting Democrat is for Old Dead People.")
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:21:23 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Maybe Urban Outfitters should sell t-shirts that say "Voting Democrat is for Old Dead People.")
To: truthandlife
Make sure those waffles are covered with Howard Dean Vermont Maple Syrup.
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:33:19 PM PDT
by
JohnBDay
To: sciencediet
My first response to your post was that it needed to be slowed down. Then I remembered him switching positions in one sentence and I figured you got it right.
See...anyone can waffle. It's easy. Try it, you'll like it!
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:37:12 PM PDT
by
Krodg
To: truthandlife
Glenn Beck's site offers John Kerry's Waffle House T-Shirts...not to mention I Love (Heart) Halliburton T-shirts.
Click Here
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:53:25 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: nuconvert
LOL!
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:53:25 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
To: Mrs Zip; BOBWADE
ping
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:58:17 PM PDT
by
zip
(Monthly donations are the easiest way to say Thanks for FR)
To: truthandlife
"Waffles, we must all have waffles forthwith."
Line from the movie the Lady Killers.
To: My Favorite Headache
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posted on
04/11/2004 9:04:40 PM PDT
by
Bogey78O
(I voted for this tagline... before I voted against it.)
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