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Posted on 04/11/2004 1:44:57 PM PDT by big bad easter bunny
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Massachusetts business Tycoon (whose hand had been caught in a fence while working at his country home), a doctor and the old man were talking about Senator John Kerry possibly being in the White House one day. The old Tycoon said, "Well, ya know, Kerry is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down."
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: quidam; trusttheturtle
To: big bad easter bunny
LOL! There has got to be a Freeper cartoon in there somewhere!!
To: big bad easter bunny
:)
Just curious, did Easter fall on 27 Mar in 98?
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:48:26 PM PDT
by
leadpenny
To: leadpenny
I don't recall.
To: big bad easter bunny
ROTF
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:49:45 PM PDT
by
international american
(Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)
To: big bad easter bunny
I was trying to tie your screen name to your sign up date.
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:50:01 PM PDT
by
leadpenny
To: big bad easter bunny
and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down Yup.
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:51:13 PM PDT
by
FourPeas
To: DakotaGator
Robert Langham
Southern Snapping Turtle on Post, 1995
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:56:34 PM PDT
by
deport
(("These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group I have ever seen. It's scary," Kerry said.)
To: leadpenny
Easter was on April 12 in 1998
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posted on
04/11/2004 2:09:48 PM PDT
by
Knute
To: Knute
Well, so much for that theory. Thanks.
To: big bad easter bunny
You've got to love that New England practicality (an endangered species unto itself).
Like the typical response to lost travelers: "You can't get there from here..."
To: deport
Love your post # 8 photo.
Should be Free Republic's official Kerry Campaign Logo!
To: big bad easter bunny
Wherever has ol' Quidam gone?
To: big bad easter bunny
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posted on
04/11/2004 6:27:29 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
To: big bad easter bunny
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posted on
04/11/2004 7:19:54 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate))
To: deport
That is a big old nasty snapper. And the turtle, too.
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posted on
04/11/2004 7:21:06 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate))
To: big bad easter bunny
Better make that Turd(dle) on a fence post. The turds at PETA will be very peed-off. Besides it's "Be nice to turtles year.)
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posted on
04/11/2004 8:43:01 PM PDT
by
Waco
To: big bad easter bunny
"70-year old _Massachusets_ business tycoon?!?" Name ONE! LOL!
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posted on
04/12/2004 10:20:44 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: deport
Snapping turtles rule. I caught a couple in _northern Indiana_ as a kid!
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posted on
04/12/2004 10:22:50 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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