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I (along with most of the men here) am Retrosexual and proud of it.
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Posted on 04/11/2004 12:05:58 PM PDT by Engine82
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To: jocon307
So let me get this straight dead fish = no crying, live fish = ok to cry. This is a complex code of honor! No ma'am, it ain't like that. I don't kill largemouth bass.
Twenty plus years spent pursuing a largemouth large enough to do a reproduction mount(10 pounds or better)+ loosing bass at boat = crying jag.
To: TheMom; Flyer; dix; bobbyd; thackney; PetroniDE; Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra; Xenalyte; ...
belch...ahhh I feel better already...Scuze me! hehehe
Does apologizing remove my qualification of being Retrosexual???
Later,
Steve
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posted on
04/12/2004 6:51:28 AM PDT
by
stevie_d_64
(Houston Area Texans)
To: stevie_d_64; TheMom; Flyer; dix; bobbyd; thackney; PetroniDE; Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra; ...
belch...ahhh I feel better already...Scuze me! hehehe I have a sister who can belch and make the windows in the next town rattle. She has peaks and valleys, resonance and tonal quality. And she's real sweet and demure looking.
Just thought I'd get that in.
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posted on
04/12/2004 7:16:59 AM PDT
by
Allegra
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To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes
I am most of the time. Whenever I find myself being too nice, I count to 10, take a deep breath, and then I'm right back to being an insensitive jerk. Believe me, girls eat that stuff up. They absolutely LOVE IT.
An officer you may have been, a gentleman you never were. How does it feel knowing you have to live a lie or be an ass in order to get a decent woman ??
A real man knows to be a gentleman; he also knows when to be a hard a$$.
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posted on
04/12/2004 7:17:19 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Resolve to perform what you must; perform without fail that what you resolve.)
To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes
Respect is earned. I am courteous with women. I don't shower them with respect simply because they were born with a vagina. This I actually agree with you on.
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posted on
04/12/2004 7:19:17 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Resolve to perform what you must; perform without fail that what you resolve.)
To: Engine82
Thanks - but I'm not sure a true Retrosexual would use valuable time to make a list to describe their fashion sense or even adopt a term like 'Retrosexual' to classify themself - but I'll deal with it!
To: Servant of the 9
A Real Retrosexual knows how to tie a Four-in-Hand knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Four-in-Hand knot, Shwew...for a minute there I thought I was not a retro but reading that sure re-affirms my retro-ness.
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posted on
04/12/2004 7:36:29 AM PDT
by
smith288
(Who would terrorists want for president? 60% say Kerry 25% say Bush... Who would you vote for?)
To: Allegra
You, sis and I are part of the very elite and tight "Poot and Belch Ping List"
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posted on
04/12/2004 7:40:33 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
To: ErnBatavia
You, sis and I are part of the very elite and tight "Poot and Belch Ping List" Of course, I don't do any of those things; I just laugh uproariously and encourage those who do. :-)
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posted on
04/12/2004 7:47:04 AM PDT
by
Allegra
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To: Jim Noble
Nice front end. >:)
-Eric
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posted on
04/12/2004 7:56:45 AM PDT
by
E Rocc
To: Engine82
No sh!t! I didn't know there was a name for it! I always thought names were for the wannabees and not-quites and ain'tgonnabees.
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posted on
04/12/2004 7:56:55 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(Never get between the lemmings and the water.)
To: ArrogantBustard
I'm sort of assuming that your Dad's shop was someplace in the USA, and had the revolving red-white-blue pole? Do the Turks use the "barber pole" to designate a real barber shop? I won't get my hair cut at a place that doesn't have the barber pole out front.
Yes, Dad's shop was in the USA. And surprisingly, some of the Turkish barbershops did have the revolving pole out front, despite the fact it's not part of their traditional culture, which is growing a beard. Most didn't have it, though.
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posted on
04/12/2004 7:58:03 AM PDT
by
JoeFromSidney
(My book is out. Read excerpts at http://www.thejusticecooperative.com)
To: international american
Yeah, I like her headlights.
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posted on
04/12/2004 8:02:04 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(Never get between the lemmings and the water.)
To: Servant of the 9
What? Retrosexuals wear TIES?. Oh, for weddings and funerals. OK.
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posted on
04/12/2004 8:04:13 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(Never get between the lemmings and the water.)
To: Engine82
Had to laugh...I hit them all, even the tree chopping. When we moved into our corner of suburban high priced paradise there was a twenty-footer on the front lawn that had to go. I started in on it as my metro neighbor was heading out. He was dumbfounded that I wouldn't hire the tree service he used. By the time he got back the tree was gone and I was stacking the sections at the curb. I know he wanted to be me.
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posted on
04/12/2004 8:07:00 AM PDT
by
wtc911
(Europe without God plus islam = Eurabia)
To: Smokin' Joe
Hey Joe, nothing wrong with getting dressed up to take the wife dancing once in a while...."found out you could dance and still look tough..."
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posted on
04/12/2004 8:09:26 AM PDT
by
wtc911
(Europe without God plus islam = Eurabia)
To: society-by-contract
Robert A. Heinlein: "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
"The ways of God and government and girls are all mysterious, and it is not given to mortal man to understand them."
-Robert Heinlein
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posted on
04/12/2004 8:09:44 AM PDT
by
E Rocc
To: Vigilantcitizen
You're wrong! Red Dawn definitely made me weep. Especially the part where they're looking at the names inscribed at Patriot Rock (sniff, sniff). Some John Wayne movies give me a sniffle mostly the Cavalry movies. I guess I tear up when I see noblility, bravery and honor. These are thing that are sadly lacking in todays society. You get more emotional the older you get I guess.
To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes
Whenever I find myself being too nice, I count to 10, take a deep breath, and then I'm right back to being an insensitive jerk. Believe me, girls eat that stuff up. They absolutely LOVE IT.
It's an unfortunate truth of human nature. I wish it weren't true because I don't really like behaving that way, but the fact is that if you treat a woman too nicely and respectfully she will either view you with contempt or instantly move you forever to the "just a friend" category.
To: handk
Not most of the places I drive. Too little ground clearance. It'd be fun on a paved road, though.
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posted on
04/12/2004 8:24:02 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(Never get between the lemmings and the water.)
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