I (along with most of the men here) am Retrosexual and proud of it.

Woody's Taxidermy ^ | 4-11-04 | Cutbait Robin

[JimVT]

A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.

I'm not sure......does this mean I have to give up my leisure suit?

[Gerasimov]

Amen, brother.
You've inspired me to smack my wife on the toosh, drink a beer, and eat a steak!

[notfondajane]

Cool! One issue though. The only pet a man can cry over is the death of death his dog.

[marktwain]

Well said.

I find that real women love retrosexuals. (Also known as Real Men)

So much of the left is devoted to redefining men and denigrating Real Men.

[cubreporter]

funny! :)

[Vigilantcitizen]

Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is cussing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part.

Another occassion where crying is acceptable is working the biggest bass you've ever hooked up to the top and almost within grasp when it just spits the hook right out, and slowly swims out of sight.

[Long Cut]

One more: A Retrosexual has been in at least one bloody, punch-'em-up brawl, with appropriate scars to prove it.

[Viking2002]

Enough with this (fill-in-the-blank)sexual crap. I'm a man. Me Tarzan, you Jane. THAT's the way it was intended. THAT's the way it shall be. And while we're at it, shove your hyphenated-Americanism up your keister, too.

[Jim Noble]

Here's a retrosexual car:

Ignore the girl.

If you're not retrosexual.

[MAKOTHEDOG]

This is what should be taught in public schools. Not Heather has two mommies!

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

Brilliant, just brilliant.

[pettifogger]

Up your alley.

[Gerasimov]

There's a car in that picture? I don't see a car....

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Manly Man ping!

[international american]

Good one...it is now going out all over the world:)

[Seruzawa]

The only pet a man can cry over is the death of death his dog.

Falcons and Pythons also qualify.

[EggsAckley]

I love this! But there's one word I don't understand: "Retrosexuals need an endcap"

Please, what is "endcap?"

[international american]

What a Car!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

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