Janet Jackson Bares it Again On National TV (Sick Parody of Condi Rice Testimony)

Boston Herald ^ | April 11, 2004 | wire staff

[FourPeas]

hasn't been funny since 1985

That's about the time I stopped watching, too. Today's SNL is a mere shadow of it's former self.

[wingster]

A carcass if you will...

:D

[Adam36]

Janet definitely got plastic surgery and breast implants.
To many woman getting plastic surgery. I hate breast implants. I couldn't date a woman who had them.

[Schatze]

[Adam36]

By the way, is Condoleeza Rice married or single.

[Adam36]

I agree, it was funny. People need to relax.
Plus, Janet isn't a political person.

[Adam36]

SNL was funny when they did the Monica Clinton skits in 1998.

[verity]

Mocha slut!

[Paul Atreides]

Is this the same Janet Jackson who, on Letterman, said that she just wishes that we could all move on from that "malfunction?"

This reminds me of Natalie Mange, of the Ditsy Chicks, following up her "apology" with a justification for why she said what she did about W.

[Paul Atreides]

But you have to give Ms. Jackson credit--she has good silicone implants.

Well, they served Michael well, before being passed on.

[wingster]

What do you mean "they"...?

His was on his nose, ...no? LOL

That "man" is gonna look like some sort of science project gone awry in ten more years.

[wingster]

I'm surprised kids aren't terrified of him already. He must not take off his nose and other facial accessories prior to bedtime or "milk and cookie" time.

[Riverman94610]

Good point on the issue of the natural look versus the "whitened"look on The Jacksons as opposed to the Rice.
I think somehow all the Jackson siblings,motivated by a deep hatred toward their dad for his alleged abuse,tried to do everything possible to eradicate anything in their features that resembled old Joseph.Kinda sad,really.Personally,I have always had an affinity for black women but would run as fast as possible from the Janet-Latoya freak show.
Riverman

[freedumb2003]

Last *funny* thing I saw on SNL was William "The Shat Hit The Fans" Shatner doing the classic spoof of Star Trek conventioneers.

"Get a Life! This was a TV Show!"

Hilarious. Also pretty much the last time SNL was funny (outside of Miller's Weekend Update).

[Paul Atreides]

That "man" is gonna look like some sort of science project gone awry in ten more years.

You mean he doesn't, already?!

[Paul Atreides]

Singer Janet Jackson had TV censors in a spin when she replied "Jesus" to host David Letterman's grueling investigation into her controversially Super Bowl breast-baring incident. The frustrated star's blasphemous remark - which was edited out of Monday night's broadcast of The Late Show - was made in exasperation to Letterman's inquiry into the so-called "wardrobe malfunction" which Jackson and her duet partner Justin Timberlake initially blamed on causing the flesh flash. And despite her unwillingness to talk about the incident which sparked national outrage after it was beamed live across America last month, the sexy singer maintains the breast exposure "was totally an accident". She continued, "You're going to make me relive this? I want to put all that behind me. I truly do," before turning to the audience and adding, "(I'm) sure you're sick of hearing about this." But brave Letterman disagreed, replying, "I'm not so sure they are sick of hearing about it." Letterman then told Jackson it appeared the stunt looked intentional, at which point a visibly angry Jackson replied "Oh, Jesus".

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2004-04-05#celeb2

[montag813]

More proof that--to Liberals--the only acceptable black woman is a whore or a victim. The idea of an empowered black woman is totally foreign to them. Hence the disgraceful Lee Hamilton comments (also Bob Kerrey in his fake praise) that Condi was so "articulate"--a clear racist term for which the lack of media or Black outrage itself is a scandal.

There was not a single black woman in Clinton's administration that had any significant power whatsoever. Betty Curry and Omarossa were as powerful as they got, which is to say a receptionist.

The Left is the true source of racism.

[streetpreacher]

If you enjoy tasteless gutter humour. I watched part of SNL last night and noticed Janet didn't get many lines, wonder why that is?

[streetpreacher]

Otherwise, your point is well taken. John is probably turning in his grave at Martha's Vineyard.

John's corpse is probably still too inebriated and poisoned from drug use to even notice.

[Clintonfatigued]

Your point on Ms. Rice being a good role model is well- stated. She's a woman of intellignece and talent, as well as attractive. Of course, chances are she had a much better father than Janet Jackson did.