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IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW: Kerry's "Tour of Duty" film to run at Dumbocrat convention
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| 4/7/04
| CINDY ADAMS
Posted on 04/07/2004 1:21:48 AM PDT by Liz
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:20:32 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Adasm reports this blurb: "Out during summer's conventions will be a documentary on the making of John Kerry. Title: 'Tour of Duty.'"
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Extended News; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: democratconvention; dncconvention; johnkerrybio; kerry; kerrybio; tourofduty
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Oh Lord.
Look for Kerry to wear his (gag) medals as he makes his acceptance speech.
If Clinton's convention film, "The Man From Hope" made you sick, Kerry's film ought to incite mass pyloric stenosis.
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posted on
04/07/2004 1:21:49 AM PDT
by
Liz
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To: Liz
Produced by Rob Reiner and Michael Moore? :)
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posted on
04/07/2004 1:36:10 AM PDT
by
hmmmmm
To: hmmmmm
Was Kerry in Viet Nam?
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posted on
04/07/2004 1:39:04 AM PDT
by
Texasforever
(God Bless And Keep Our Troops)
To: Texasforever
That's a trick question!
:) He claims he was.
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posted on
04/07/2004 1:46:41 AM PDT
by
hmmmmm
To: hmmmmm
I wonder why he never mentions it? LOL
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posted on
04/07/2004 1:48:09 AM PDT
by
Texasforever
(God Bless And Keep Our Troops)
To: Texasforever
*LOL*
Got me, you'd think we'd have heard of it by now! Perhaps he's ashamed of it or something. The loonies sure can pick their leaders, can't they *LOL*.
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posted on
04/07/2004 1:52:50 AM PDT
by
hmmmmm
To: Liz
No worries! He's the best cure for insomnia since Ambien. Whether he speaks before or after the film, the viewers will be sleeping.
Let's guess how he'll make his big entrance. A la Clinton...walking down the hallway and entering the arena like a rock star? Roaring onto the stage on a motorcycle a la Leno (what a flop THAT was!). Perhaps landing one of Teresa's planes in the parking lot. Hang gliding from the ceiling.
Nah. What was I thinking? He'll Scuba Drive in Boston Harbour and report on the Big Dig!
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posted on
04/07/2004 2:09:30 AM PDT
by
Fracas
To: Texasforever
Was Kerry in Viet Nam?...and what side was he on?
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posted on
04/07/2004 2:16:51 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: Texasforever
Was Kerry in Viet Nam? Duh.
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posted on
04/07/2004 2:32:59 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Fracas
Let's guess how he'll make his big entrance. A la Clinton...walking down the hallway and entering the arena like a rock star? Roaring onto the stage on a motorcycle a la Leno (what a flop THAT was!). Perhaps landing one of Teresa's planes in the parking lot. Hang gliding from the ceiling. Nah. None of that. He'll take a page from Gore. He'll grab Teresa and kiss her (blech). Will look somehting like this:

"John and Teresa share a convention smooch."
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posted on
04/07/2004 2:38:15 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
But the kiss didn't work for Gore.
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posted on
04/07/2004 6:57:16 AM PDT
by
TaxRelief
(Become a dollar-a-day donor and help end the quarterly fundraisers!)
To: Liz
The proud 'war criminal'.
To: Liz
You think they will mention his "after war" activties.
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posted on
04/07/2004 7:15:03 AM PDT
by
The South Texan
(The Democrat Party and the leftist (ABCCBSNBCCNN NYLATIMES)media are a criminal enterprise!)
To: Liz
If the "alphabet media" are consistent (they declined to show a Bush '41 campaign film extolling the former President's military service on the grounds that it was more propaganda than news), we won't even see this film. Having said that, however, I'm absolutely sure we will see this film, ad nauseum.
To: Liz
The Kiss? ROFL. He'll have to catch her first!
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posted on
04/07/2004 8:36:49 AM PDT
by
Fracas
To: hmmmmm
Kerry was in Nam?
Whos side was he on?
To: tractorman
While he was there - or afterwards?
To: Fracas
LOL. Yeah, I've noticed she winces everytime he hugs her. Maybe she's afraid of getting a STD? LOL.
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posted on
04/07/2004 1:26:00 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: TaxRelief
Yeah, but if John gets desperate enough, he'll have to resort to doing it.
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posted on
04/07/2004 1:36:08 PM PDT
by
Liz
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