[martin_fierro]

"I was pitching myself off the boat and I could see the black shadow in the water. He came out when I was already launched and I landed right on him," he said today.
"I landed fair on its back and I got a finger in its left eye, I missed the right eye, but he got a fright and he let go," said the 57-year-old, who hunted crocs in Papua New Guinea more than 30 years ago.
He estimated the croc to be around 3.3 metres long. "They will always let go when you go for an eye because it's their vulnerable point and their livelihood."

It's Australian for "Studio Wrestling," Mate. <|:)~

[MrB]

Or the South Park version:
"I'm gonna sneak up on him and jam my thumb in his butthole, that oughta piss 'im off!"