"I slaughtered innocent women and children in Vietnam for our corrupt government"
"Then I abandoned my comrades by joining the anti-american movement because of the corrupt government"
"Then I ran for Congress because I wanted to be part of corrupt government, I had my price!"
"Now I have been in the Senate for 19 very profitable and corrupt years and now I deserve a shot at the top banana. I want to be the Big Boss of the Corrupt Government"
"I married rich women, so sue me. I did nothing wrong, heck I plan to do it again right after the election!"
"So vote for John F Kerry, thats me, because I deserve it and you peasants know it".