The Wreck of the John F'n Kerry © (Parody and Copyright by LonePalm)

LonePalm | 4/02/2004 | LonePalm

[freedumb2003]

If John Kerry wins, I'm "Alberta Bound."

Like Baldwin? ;)

[andy58-in-nh]

...the cold fish they call 'Bitchy Gloomy'

Worth reading for that line alone. Bravo!

[Light Speed]

[My2Cents]

LOL....I thought Baldwin was off to France. (BTW, has he left yet?)

[mrustow]

Not at all -- I love it! It's dead on. "John F'n Kerry" is destined to outlast "the haughty, French-looking candidate," as a political bitchslap, and eventually make someone regret his attempt to be hip, while speaking to an audience that dioesn't vote in the first place. And never have "the polls of November" come so early!

[Cyber Liberty]

Ping! Take a break from the hustle and bustle and come check out Loanie's song....

[ladyinred]

I really loved singing along to your composition! Very talented you are! Thanks for the fun!

[arasina]

Excellent parody! (One of my favorite tunes, too!)

[Christopher Dion]

Please, give me some warning!
"... Bitchy Gloomy..."

I snorted Mountain Dew all over my keyboard ... again!

/breaks out a new keyboard while thanking the gods of outsourcing for cheap keyboards... :-)

[LonePalm]

Sorry it took so long to ping you. I had to cook dinner for the kids. I have had your version running around in my head for months.

Thank you for some of the inspiration for my little bit of doggerel.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[MrBallroom]

What kind of 'suckers'????? ("Kerry's just a gigolo, and everywhere he goes...")

[LonePalm]

Well, you should have known.

Try rum and Diet Coke. It's Atkins friendly. Well, mostly.

Time flies when you're having rum!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Laissez les bon bons rouller.
(Let the Chocolates roll.)

Thanks!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Clintonfatigued]

That pic should be shown in the George W. Bush television commercials.

[LonePalm]

There is no shame in being French. There is only shame in STAYING French.

If a family motto in French is good enough for the Queen of England, it's good enough for me.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Actually, Kerry's Just a Viet Vet.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Vigilanteman]

You two need to get together! This is superb! The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was my favorite jukebox song in college-- because you got your quarter's worth.

[skinkinthegrass]

"you need some VP w/ some standing...below DU still blows...*itchy gloomy.."

HA!HA!...LOL!.. :))

[Gabz]

Without a doubt this has got to be your all time best!!!!!!!!!!!!

You rock, my FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!

[pogo101]

Hee hee! Good stuff! Thanks for the heads up, as I otherwise would have missed a good read.