Posted on 04/02/2004 1:24:21 PM PST by MrBallroom
AUDREY, MEET HARVEY
by Timothy Rollins, Editor and Publisher
April 2, 2004
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Audrey Seiler (right) wasn't kidnapped at all it seems, but the whole story was a hoax - or rather - a pile of crap concocted by pathetic Audrey from the beginning. We see Audrey is but yet another sickening young twenty-something screaming for attention in perhaps the most insidious and yet odious way imaginable. With the news coming out of Madison that the University of Wisconsin coed did indeed lie about being kidnapped and that police have dropped their manhunt for a suspect that in fact never existed, it is uberbrats such as Audrey that make legitimate search efforts for the likes of Dru Sjodin - kidnapped last November from a North Dakota shopping center parking lot - and who still hasn't been either found or recovered all the more difficult, because we don't know if we're dealing with a legitimate kidnapping or someone looking for some 'me' time to be by themselves while pursuing face time on the network news.
The moment Audrey was 'found' - 'cold, but in good spirits', the sniff test began immediately sensing something seriously wrong. While the Madison Police Department has to be respected in their need to keep certain information quiet in the course of an ongoing investigation, the fact of the matter is Audrey flat-out LIED to them. She got her hometown of Rockford, Minnesota rallying behind in what seems now a totally unworthy cause with hundreds of volunteers coming out to search for her, only to be found four days later in a marsh less than a couple of miles from her apartment.
The subsequent investigation into her disappearance and interviews with Seiler proved several 'inconsistencies' between her story and the physical evidence. English Translation: There were enough holes in her story to drive a fleet of naval ships through. Seiler lied for reasons that police, her family and the rest of us are still trying to figure out.
Seiler claimed that a man she furnished a sketch to police of had abducted her at knifepoint. She alleged that he used duct tape, rope, cold medicine and other items against her, when a later review of videotape provided by a hardware store indicates that she herself bought the items in question, all of which had been found at or nearby the marsh. Deputy Police Chief Noble Wray of the Madison Police Department also noted that Seiler's personal computer had been used during the time she was missing and that research on parks and weather forecasts had been conducted on it, leading one to easily conclude that Seiler had premeditated this 'disappearance' and bogus kidnapping from the start.
What we clearly have here is an extremely screwed up little girl in a grown-up's body. At age 20, she's an adult under the law and if she wants to play grown-up games, then she can pay grown-up prices for doing so. For openers, she should be charged federally as the FBI was in on the search for the filing of not just one false police report, but TWO, because in all likelihood the 'mysterious' attack she 'suffered' on February 1st was in all probability also a crock. There is nothing worse in life than having to put up with, tolerate or stomach than a 'professional victim' or 'pro-vics', as I prefer to call them. These people need to be put away in hospitals and get the psychiatric treatment they desperately need in order that real victims can get the legitimate attention and assistance that often gets overlooked by 'pro-vics' taking advantage of the system and milking it until it moos.
In addition to the criminal charges, Seiler should be billed the full costs of the search and rescue efforts to include the hotel costs of the volunteers that came in to help look for someone who's probably only really missing between her ears, and finally after some community service, be placed on ten years supervised probation and be forced to undergo as part of probation mandatory psychiatric counseling. Note the term psychiatric and not psychological, for the former are medical doctors who can prescribe medication while psychologists and social workers are not.
Little Audrey Seiler is one messed up chick. Her imaginings are such and cravings for attention are so pathetic and pathological that she had to concoct this kidnapping story all in the name of getting 15 minutes of fame. If she wants imaginary friends, she'd do well to watch the movie quot;Harvey."
Audrey, meet Harvey. Harvey, meet Audrey. I'm sure you two will get along just fine. ***
© 2004 Timothy Rollins
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It's called Robo-tussin.
Sounds like another excellent presidential candidate for the Demonrat party.
I had several courses in psychology that were REQUIRED in my major. If anyone fits the case for missing about half the cards in her deck, it is this Seiler kid. Whether it is a daddy-daughter hang-up or whatever, I don't give a damn.
What matters is that she gets her head checked inside and out by a pro. After all Mom and Dad didn't pass the smell test during the press conference. After all, if I had parents like that, I'd have got as far away from them as possible as soon as I could have.
Wait a minute! I did have parents like that! That's why I left home at 17 and joined the Marines to distance myself from my folks! One of the best moves I ever made! Maybe Audrey would do well to do the same - distancing herself from her folks, that is ...
See my previous reply to Hibernius to see I am not mocking Audrey, but only illustrating a serious problem with pushy butthead parents that often drive kids over the edge...
If you are referring to Audrey Seiler, you've created an oxymoron.
Folks, this chick is just one of millions of SPOILED PRINCESS BRATS that'll do ANYTHING to get attention.
She wasn't getting enough attention apparently, and did this stunt to get ATTENTION.
Girls want ATTENTION.
A great line indeed.
Munchausen's-by-proxy is when you hurt someone else to get attention.
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