[TomGuy]

Let's see,

She was abducted.
But she wasn't.
But she was.

And the lady talking about the searchers is backpatting herself and them and saying they needed more socks.

But the investigation is ongoing.

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Ok.....

[Dr. Eckleburg]

This is one big game of Telephone.

She never said she was abducted from her apartment. That's what police speculated about what happened for four days.

After police/FBI interviewed her, the mumbling asst. police chief this morning said she clarified that she exited the building, and was later kept against her will.

Looking back through google on various local reports turns up the interesting facts that Audrey was a three-year National Honor Society H.S. student, captain of her H.S. girls' basketball and volleyball teams and a member of the Homecoming Court.

Further googling turned up a UW campus newspaper report which said after Audrey was assaulted in February, she called her roommate who took her to the hospital where she was treated for a black eye.

Campus authorities were aware of the assault.

But now she's a lying schizophrenic.