Condoleezza Rice is Maxim Magazine's "Girlfriend of the Day"

Maxim Magazine ^ | 4/1/04 | Maxim Magazine

[Roarkdude]

Condoleezza Rice

Date of birth: November 14, 1954

Hometown: Birmingham, Alabama

The girl next door: “I always say to [the President], ‘This is what I think, but let me tell you what the others think.’ The key is to not take advantage of the fact that I live a few doors down from the Oval Office.”

Where you’ve seen her: Lighting up the small screen and the press in her current role as President George W. Bush’s sassy national security adviser. Look for her soon, when she will be making her hotly anticipated debut before the 9/11 commission.

[Roarkdude]

Maxim is trying to be funny for April Fools.

I was glad to see her selected as a "Girlfriend" but I can't get over the 2 unflattering pictures out of 4. Look at the other "Girlfriends" (..."but sweetheart, I am doing research on the bias in the media"...) and you'll notice that the pictures are all very flattering.

I get the joke but it would have worked with smiling pictures. This seems wrong.

[threat matrix]

[EQAndyBuzz]

Real bitch they spiked the college sorority g-string pics. /sarcasm

Condi is class. Condi got it all. Condi is the "it" girl of the 21st century. Girls all over the world should aspire to be like Condi. Strong, confident, intelligent, funny.

If I wasn't married, Condi would be my second choice for a wife. An Coulter would be my first.

[Roarkdude]

Thanks! Maybe Maxim was trying to show that she's a serious women in a very serious job.

[threat matrix]

Michelle Malkin, Heather Nauert, Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Condi are top 5 list for me.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Oh boy, I did it now. Can see the headline at DU:

Racist Freepers pick Ann Coulter over Condi Rice in new Maxim poll.

[billorites]

"November 14"

She has the same birthday as...

Prince Charles,
Senator Joe McCarthy,
Billorites

[threat matrix]

We have to ignore the malice behind it and keep positive to win.

At least there one was good pic..

[Roarkdude]

Or: "Freepers Advocate Polygamy."

[threat matrix]

'Freepers Endorse Men's Skin Mag!'

[ServesURight]

Maxim, Stuff, and Blender BUMP

[DallasMike]

Looks like a flattering picture to me. She can give me security briefings any day.

[reagan_fanatic]

For some reason, I've always had it for Condi. I think she exudes a smoldering sensuality that is incredible.

Condi, call me.

Really.

[GraniteStateConservative]

New pic of Condi ping.

[aShepard]

????Bush wants an education policy???

Send Condi to every inner city junior high school to talk to the young girls who are trying to emerge as women.

Give them an awesome role model to aspire to, teach them that they don't have to spread their legs to get attention.

[Roarkdude]

Only to have the teacher deride her as an "Oreo" or "Coconut" after she leaves.

[mhking]

I'm cautiously optimistic; but I know better...

 

Double-barrelled Mega-PING! to both lists! If you want on, FReepmail me!

[bolobaby]

Michelle Malkin, Heather Nauert, Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Condi are top 5 list for me.

Heather Nauert... sigh... my "freebie."

I need to do something really cool that makes Fox News want to interview me. Then I'll tell them, "sure, yeah... but only with Heather!"

[threat matrix]

Since I know Michelle Malkin and Heather Nauert are married, Condi--she can debrief me anytime!

[cyborg]

Just goes to show you that what men really want is class.