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"Drawing without a license is a misdemeanor offense in Georgia."
Cox&Forkum ^ | 4/01/2004 | Forkum

Posted on 04/01/2004 8:51:27 AM PST by Eala

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This could be our last cartoon for a little while. Obviously it is badly drawn. That's because I drew it. John couldn't draw it, because he's in jail.

Some of you may remember a recent cartoon in which we joked about our creative licenses. Well, it's turned out to be no laughing matter. In Georgia, where John resides, the state issues both creative licenses and artistic licenses, the latter being primarily for visual works of art. In my state, we have a single Creative License to cover all works of art (verbal, written, visual, etc.), and the license is easily renewed at the same time one renews a driver's license or a conceal-carry permit. In Georgia, however, one has to renew the two different licenses on different expiration schedules. In short, it's a pain. What does this have to do with John?

John, as you all know, is an excellent caricaturist. Occasionally, for a little extra money, John works caricature gigs at conventions, parties, Bar Mitzvahs, etc. Last night John was drawing at a birthday party for a local college student. Her parents were throwing the bash at their home in a wealthy area of Atlanta called Buckhead. Swimming pool. Live band. Catering. Open bar. Normally the latter is not a problem. John is a seasoned professional. But, for reasons that remain sketchy, John decided to cut loose.

The problem apparently started (I got all this second-hand) when John drew a caricature of a Russian foreign-exchange student who was wearing a shirt that said "Bush Lied, People Died." Now, John has been working these gigs for decades. He knows how to read a subject, how far to push exaggerations like big noses and pot bellies, and how to play on-lookers for laughs. But, for some reason, perhaps the Scotch, John went for the throat. Even the band stopped playing when John screamed "TAH-DAH!" and presented a cartoon of Stalin wearing a t-shirt that said "Socialist Lie, Millions Die."

An argument ensued. Fingers pointed. Spit flew. Ink spilled. No one is sure who threw the first punch, but it turned nasty. John got a shiner, but he managed to draw a large mustache on one of his attackers. With a permanent marker. The brawl fizzled out before the police arrived, and -- probably in hopes of keeping a lid on the incident -- no charges were filed. But John didn't get off the hook completely. The cops checked his Artistic License and found it two and a half months expired. His Creative License was in order though. The last we heard, John was being stuffed in the back of a Fulton County cruiser muttering something about gorillas in tutus.

Drawing without a license is a misdemeanor offense in Georgia. I suspect his license will be suspended, but I'll find out for certain when I post bail. If I have to start a John Cox Legal Defense fund, I'll let everyone know.

Sorry for the bad drawing. Updates to follow.

UPDATE: All right, I think everything will be okay. John is out of jail and at home recuperating with the help of a coffee I.V. Fortunately his licenses was not suspended, but he's on six-months probation. Legally, he can start drawing cartoons immediately. But that may not happen. I faxed him the sketch above, to try to get him started again. He started saying "elephants and donkeys? Elephants and Donkeys?" over and over, gradually getting louder and louder. Then he hung up. Update to follow.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: bigbrother; cartoon; cox; coxandforkum; coxforkum; crime; drawing; forkum; regulatorystsate
I've been enjoying Cox&Forum's daily cartoons and commentary for a short while now. But I don't know what to think about this one. Yes, it appeared on April Fool's. But what gives me pause is the referenced cartoon below (and its commentary, follow the link). If nothing else, the copyright year is 2003; this seems pretty far to go for a prank.

And it's hardly unusual for a state pass some pretty strange legislation, though "Drawing without a license is a misdemeanor offense in Georgia" would seem to stretch the limits of credibility.

If you click to the site, take a look at some of the other cartoons...

1 posted on 04/01/2004 8:51:28 AM PST by Eala
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To: Eala
Yes, this would be an April Fools gag. Such a license would be 1.unenforcable 2.a serious infringement on free speech.

2 posted on 04/01/2004 9:08:09 AM PST by shadowman99
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To: shadowman99
Implied in the article is "doing it for money," and the state loves to get involved whenever money changes hands.

Many years ago there was an effort to pick the pockets of musical performers in this state (I forget the particulars -- required union membership? license?). As a piper who at the time played a lot of gigs I was dead set against this (and not only because kilts don't have pockets). Fortunately that went down to defeat, but I wonder if something of the sort isn't involved here.

3 posted on 04/01/2004 9:27:01 AM PST by Eala (Sacrificing tagline fame for... TRAD ANGLICAN RESOURCE PAGE: http://eala.freeservers.com/anglican)
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To: shadowman99
Yes, this would be an April Fools gag. Such a license would be 1.unenforcable 2.a serious infringement on free speech.

That doesn't stop a whole bunch of states, and the federal government from licensing, or at least requiring permission to exercise, another right protected by the Bill of Rights, now does it?

4 posted on 04/01/2004 9:27:30 AM PST by El Gato (Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.)
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To: El Gato
requiring permission to exercise,

THATS JUST GREAT....now we need permission to excercise?....and a creative license?

5 posted on 04/01/2004 10:03:18 AM PST by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: Eala
this MUST be an April Fool's gag.

If it isn't, I had better look into getting a drawing license.
6 posted on 04/04/2004 8:57:18 AM PDT by King Prout (You may disagree with what I have to say... but I will defend to YOUR death MY right to say it.)
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To: Eala
it was a gag, according to the text of today's issue:
"First off ... We want to thank everyone for indulging us with yesterday's April Fool's Day joke. I want to stress that it was intended to be a joke, not a hoax. Hopefully whatever credibility we had before yesterday has not be squandered for a gag. And hopefully everyone ultimately enjoyed it"
7 posted on 04/04/2004 8:59:58 AM PDT by King Prout (You may disagree with what I have to say... but I will defend to YOUR death MY right to say it.)
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To: Eala

Did I vote for that?


8 posted on 04/04/2004 9:05:54 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra.)
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To: joesnuffy
Actually you first need a "license for liceenses" before you gat any license.
9 posted on 04/04/2004 9:06:01 AM PDT by bvw
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To: King Prout
I saw that. They now have a postscript on the page with the cartoon copyrighted in 2003 that explains how that came to have the 2003 date that mystified me.
10 posted on 04/04/2004 5:22:37 PM PDT by Eala (Sacrificing tagline fame for... TRAD ANGLICAN RESOURCE PAGE: http://eala.freeservers.com/anglican)
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