[Petronski]

Err America: Day One

Host: Okay, we're back. Still hate Bush?

Co-Host: Oh yeah. You?

Host: You bet.

[pregnant pause]

Host: Well, let's...uh...let's take some calls. Caller number 1, you there?

Caller: Yeah, I wanna talk about hating Bush?

Host: Go right ahead. Do you hate Bush?

Caller: Yep, I hate him.

[pregnant pause]

Host: Tell us about it.

Co-Host: Yeah, caller, tell us about it.

Caller: Well, it's just George Bush....I hate 'em....

Co-Host: Oh, me too...[crosstalk]

Host: I hate Bush so much....

Co-Host: ...I hate 'em.

Host: Caller, how much do you hate Bush?

Caller: A lot.....I hate him a lot....

[Choose Ye This Day]

LOL!!!

That is EXACTLY what Franken's show sounded like today. Ugh.

[small voice in the wilderness]

LOL!!

Host: Go ahead caller. Voice your hate before it's too late.

Caller: Uh. I really don't hate Bush. As a matter of fact, uh, I've been a life-long democrat, but I'm thinking of voting for him in November.

Host: You're a big, fat, lying seminar caller. I hate you and your lying liar of lies president. Find someplace else to peddle your vile Bush approval. Ain't gonna happen here. GET OFF MY PHONE!!!

Co-Host: Nothing worse than a partisan hack trying to influence others. I really hate that caller.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I read your entire post 33 to my mom. She got a good laugh. Well done!

[kennedy]

Host: Well, er, let's...uh...let's take another call. Caller number 2, you there?

Caller: Yeah man, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

[pregnant pause]

Host: er, no, this is a radio talk show.

[pregnant pause]

Caller: Oh. ... Can you page Mike Hunt?

[pregnant pause]

Host: Well, er, let's...uh...let's take another call.

Co-Host: There are no other callers on the line yet.

Host: er, um, ... what should we talk about while we wait for another caller?

Co-Host: How about Bush? I hate him.

Host: Oh, me too...[crosstalk]

...

[jaycee]

My, my. What an intellectual conversion~~~~~~~Just don't think I can understand this high-powered talk. Ughhhhh!