Any Freepers Want to be President?

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[Feiny]

Showtime is looking for people with a vision for America to compete on its' newest reality show AMERICAN CANDIDATE.

Check out the website for all the info. I think it would be a shame if there were no freepers competing.

[StoneColdGOP]

Ah!

[AngryJawa]

The Who is/are not lame. You're good to go.

Still sore from the reaming?

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

I don't think the public will care about the arrest. However, they will care if the you were there to see a lame-o band.

I saw Seals & Crofts my senior year of high school. Guess that's it for my candidacy!

[AngryJawa]

Seals & Croft? Yup, you're sunk.

I wonder how the religious right will react to the fact that I went to a Motley Crue gig in 1982?

[Dr. Zzyzx]

Showtime better read the Constitution no one under 35 allowed--they're letting in 18 year olds

[RightWhale]

The American President is one of the most constrained citizens. He has the duty to sign or not sign bills approved by others, but beyond that he can do little more than anybody free to walk on the street can do. Of course he can speak in public a lot, which for some like Clinton is all they want to do anyway.

[Maceman]

Showtime better read the Constitution no one under 35 allowed--they're letting in 18 year olds

Actually, they originally did require that applicants be over 35.

They had an initial deadline of February 23, which I busted my hump to meet given the length of my application. I met the deadline, only to discover shortly after that they extended it to April 9, and had expanded eligibility to everyone over 18.

[Feiny]

Dr., it is a reality show....not a real election.

[TLI]

I wonder how the religious right will react to the fact that I went to a Motley Crue gig in 1982?

that is just "finding yourself."

[AngryJawa]

that is just "finding yourself."

Well, I didn't find myself there...that's for sure.

[kingu]

*hmm...* Let's see.. Pages upon pages of Democrats, but just a little over one page of Republicans and not one conservative yet.

Ooh, wheee.. That'll be a fun program to watch.

[Feiny]

There are several conservatives.

[Feiny]

Whoops, I was looking under Republican.

[Feiny]

There is no one for the US Marijuana party either....TOMMY CHONG for president...oh wait, he's in jail.

[kingu]

There was one guy in the Republican party section who was for pot - perhaps he was misfiled?

[Our man in washington]

Hmmm, I could run. I have a perfect slogan "Bite me."

"Arabs gather by the hundreds of thosands to protest President O.M.I.W.s nuclear response to Arab terrorism."

"Unions call for day of protest after President O.M.I.W. lays off half the Federal workforce."

"Immigrant rights group protest use of military to shut down southern border."

"In response, President O.M.I.W. told reporters that they should read his campaign slogan very carefully."

[olde north church]

Wow! Shoots, reads, looks great and and possesses razor wit. You should change you ID to "The Package"!
(I got the First Lady/Virgin reference!)

[Feiny]

(in my best southern drawl)
Why thank you kind sir!

[Dr. Zzyzx]

That's right, I was thinking about a plan I read about a few months ago ( I think now it may have been Fox Network was that was going to do it) to do the same thing except they were going to actually launch the candidacy What ever became of *that* one?