Thanks John, this is just what the US needs....a salmon czar (/sarcasm).
1 posted on
03/31/2004 3:28:22 AM PST by
Liz
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To: Liz
Seinfeld said what he hopes will give him a sporting chance in Idaho. Bwahahahaha!!!
2 posted on
03/31/2004 3:29:59 AM PST by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Liz
how discriminatory, what will the TUNA think.... ; )
3 posted on
03/31/2004 3:30:06 AM PST by
xsmommy
To: Liz
I'm glad to see that Kerry is boldly taking on the salmon issue. But would he be willing to launch an investigation into why they call it Chicken of the Sea even though there's no chicken in it?
To: Liz
Perhaps we need a Salmon Ambassador to the U.N. The press is worried the salmon won't LIKE us if we don't fix those dams. Maddie Albright is concerned the 'terrist Salmon' will turn on us...they're being deprived of a friendlier habitat by that mean ole George Bush.
5 posted on
03/31/2004 3:40:24 AM PST by
Fracas
To: Liz
6 posted on
03/31/2004 3:41:14 AM PST by
maggief
To: onyx; Lauratealeaf; Howlin; Miss Marple; Mo1
Don't miss this.
7 posted on
03/31/2004 3:41:25 AM PST by
Fracas
To: Liz
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum,
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.
9 posted on
03/31/2004 3:42:09 AM PST by
mewzilla
To: Liz
I hear he wants Salmon Rushdie for the job.
11 posted on
03/31/2004 3:45:01 AM PST by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.)
To: MrFine
Truth is stranger than fiction.
12 posted on
03/31/2004 3:45:50 AM PST by
Flyer
( http://talesfromtherail.com/ . . . .The disaster in Houston known as MetroRail)
To: Liz
Salmon czar? cool...I like my salmon done on the grill with a light butter/garlic brush followed by a squeeze of lemon.. Will the czar support this over the nerds who microwave salmon using mayonnaise and dill?
13 posted on
03/31/2004 3:48:42 AM PST by
Drango
(2 FReep is 2B --- 2B is 2 FReep)
To: Liz
Gee, Liz. I gotta assume you're an easterner.
To: Liz
Ohfercryinoutloud.
To: Liz
Next, he'll propose a Caviar Czar! What a dufus.
17 posted on
03/31/2004 3:58:12 AM PST by
Ragirl
(Vote in '04 ! Those who sit on their hands end up with poop on them.)
To: Liz
Kerry is just FISHING for votes.
19 posted on
03/31/2004 3:59:10 AM PST by
reg45
To: Liz
Roger Singer, Idaho director of the Sierra Club, a national environmental group, said either candidate would do more for salmon than President Bush. There goes the salmon vote. By the way, shouldn't it be "tsalmon tsar"? Some experts on FR have noted that "tsar" is an academically more correct spelling... and it just has a nice written ring to it.
To: Liz
Something tells me that this is funnier to people that don't live in the Northwest.
To: Liz
I can see the headlines.
Flipper appoints salmon czar!
Priceless
30 posted on
03/31/2004 4:22:11 AM PST by
tapatio
To: Liz
There's a joke about the czar-cut of salmon in there somewhere.
35 posted on
03/31/2004 4:37:56 AM PST by
Savage Beast
(Was it "Love Story" that was written about John Kerry? Or was it "Washington Square"?)
To: Liz
Salmon problem? After reading this I'm so fired up I think we must have a Salmon crisis. Yes, it's now a crisis. I'll go back to sleep now.
To: Liz
This is a joke, right? Right? LOL
39 posted on
03/31/2004 4:43:27 AM PST by
Peach
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