DFU SONG: 500 Miles Away from Home (Kerry and his $3,000 bike)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://www.angelfire.com/fl/SOUNDCITY/mymidies.html

MIDI - 500 MILES

In his shorts he's down the road...he's in propaganda mode...and he's handing this great nation a real pantload

Three thousand bucks...three thousand bucks...there is no doubt that this guy sucks
And he rides a bike that cost him three thousand bucks

Class warfare is his game...so-called rich are whom to blame...DemocRATS divide us, it is always the same

Three thousand bucks...three thousand bucks...there is no doubt that this guy sucks
And he rides a bike that cost him three thousand bucks

He plays race, gender, class...pardon me for being crass...but John Kerry Heinz, you really are such an *ss

Three thousand bucks...three thousand bucks...there is no doubt that this guy sucks
And he rides a bike that cost him three thousand bucks

Three thousand bucks...three thousand bucks...there is no doubt that this guy sucks
And he rides a bike that cost him three thousand bucks

[nutmeg]

LOL... great song, Doug. I like your keywords, too! ;-)

[doug from upland]

Gee, you mean people really do look at the keywords?

[gonzo]

Geez, Doug. You must be physic! I'm series!

Andy and I are working on a blues-version of this song. Now we gotta work-in new lyrics. This is HUGH!!.................FRegards

[Rocky]

Class warfare from the Kerrys and the Kennedys - what irony. America, wake up.