[scab4faa]

One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big, yellow ones..." -Abe

[dighton]

If you are reading this reply, THEY have destroyed it!

[Poohbah]

SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER

SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER

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DESIGNATOR: JERICHO
DAY WORD: TRINITY

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AUTHENTICATOR: VIKING KITTENS ARE OUR OVERLORDS

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[IronJack]

"Stream of consciousness" implies both "stream" -- which you have down pat -- and "consciousness" -- which you need to work on.

[lilylangtree]

Well the only group that I'm going to respect here are the ones that'll stand with me for reparations and emancipation to my ancestors who came to America from England in the 1600s because of religious persecution. And that's not all. One of ancestors went from Normandy to England because he was shangaied by William the Conqueror to overrun England since ole Willie Boy needed bodies. Yeah, my grievances for emancipation run high. I demand reparations from the taxpayers for the wrongs suffered to my ancestors. Is that loud enough?

[Coop]

I'm a Libertarian and will vote for Bush again

Excellent! On behalf of President Bush, I am personally inviting you to the voting booth on Tuesday, Nov. 9th. Thank you.

[Darksheare]

Chevelle - Send The Pain Below
(written by: Chevelle)
From the album "Wonder What's Next"

I liked,
Having hurt,
So send the pain below,
Where I need it.

You used to beg me,
To take,
Care of things,
And smile at the thoughts,
Of me failing.

But long before,
Having hurt,
I'll send the pain below,
I'll send the pain below.

Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below),
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below).

You used run me away,
All while laughing,
Then cry about that fact,
Til my returns.

But long before,
Having hurt,
I'll send the pain below,
I'll send the pain below.

Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below),
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below),
Much like suffocating!

I can'y feel my chest (chest, chest),
Anymore,
Drop down,
Cause I am, (?)
I can't feel my chest (chest, chest) (RAHH!!!.)
Drop down! (RAHHHHHH!!!.)

I liked,
Having hurt,
So send the pain below,
So send the pain below (Much like suffocating) (I liked),
So send the pain below (Much like suffocating) (Having hurt),
So send the pain below (Much like suffocating),
So send the pain below (Much like suffocating),
So send the pain below.

Artist: Chevelle
Album: Wonder What's Next
Song: Closure

Breathe, trust, bless me and release,
Climb, hard or never be seen.
Closed off, rescue to breathe.
Just bless me.

Two sided time,
Your rebirth can't hurt,
Branch out behind, the pain.

Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.

Had to to turn, lay down,
Your sting of disease.
Phase you out, should've seen this coming.
Go on confusing the soul,
Hold my breath 'til you rupture.

Three days aside,
Your rebirth can't hurt,
Branch out behind, pride.

Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.

Like a leech,
I hold on as if we belonged,
To some precious pure dream.
Cast off, you've seen what's beneath,
Now fail me.

Forget closure,
Forget closure,
Forget closure,
Forget closure.

Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
So breathe.

Our Lady Peace - Somewhere Out There

Last time I talked to you
You were lonely and out of place
You were looking down on me
Lost out in space

I laid underneath the stars
Strung out and feelin brave
Watched the red/orange glow
Watched you float away

Down here in the atmosphere
Garbage and city lights
Gonna save your tired soul
Gonna save our lives

Turned on the radio
To find you on satellite
I waited for the sky to fall
I'm waiting for a sign

Alone we are
Its all so far

You're fallin' back to me
The star that I can see (ya)
I know you're out there
Somewhere out there
You're falling out of reach
Defying gravity (ya)
I know you're out there
Somewhere out there

[avg_freeper]

Renzelee Standberry, Jr.
Founder and Executive Director
Michigan City, Indiana
State Penitentiary