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Class War Alert! (Monsieur Kerry Caught Riding His $3,000.00 Bike Yesterday)
Wonkette.com ^
| March 30, 2004
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Posted on 03/30/2004 1:47:56 PM PST by threat matrix
A Wonketeer writes to note that bike upon which John Kerry perched for pix yesterday, is well, really expensive.
We're shocked. You mean a guy with five homes doesn't ride a Schwinn?
Still, we had no idea how expensive it was.
He is shown riding a Serotta, a small, high quality, custom bike builder whose frames start at $1495.00 for the frame ONLY and top out at a whopping $4,995.00 for the frame ONLY.
Add $1,000.00 for tires, gears, pedals, fancy shoes, Boston College shirt etc.
Am I being petty? Sure, but come on, a 'man of the people' dropping $3,000.00 on a bicycle?
Think of all the Botox one could buy.
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TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: 2004; bicycle; bike; cycling; cyclist; extremesports; gigolo; kerry; monsieur; serotta
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To: threat matrix
The photo opps of Kerry snow boarding, bicycling, etc. make me wonder why their campaign is staging them. Trying to make Lurch look vigorous? Remember the press feed all the JFK playing sports and skipped the various ailements, back problems, and women. Could Kerry really be following in his hero's , uh, footsteps too closely?
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:51:25 PM PST
by
pikachu
(The REAL script)
To: threat matrix
Kerry is a man of the people...The Peoples Republic of China:)
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:51:52 PM PST
by
international american
(Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Boston!!!!)
To: threat matrix
Wuss. Only liberals wear helmets!
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:51:53 PM PST
by
alnitak
("That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn)
To: threat matrix
From Kerry's homepage:
"...Im going to stand up for students and middle class families and all those who need relief at the pump."
JF'n is a real "man of the people". (sic)
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:52:08 PM PST
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Mon Dieu!!!!
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:53:17 PM PST
by
cajungirl
(<i>swing low, sweet limousine, comin' fer to Kerry me hoooommmee</i>)
To: threat matrix
"I don't fall down, it was that hitler loving secret service agent who tripped me!!"
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:53:38 PM PST
by
international american
(Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Boston!!!!)
To: threat matrix
John's response - God it's tough to mingle with common folk.
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:54:06 PM PST
by
gakrak
To: alnitak
"Wuss. Only liberals wear helmets!"
My city passed an ordinance mandating helmets for kids under 12 years.
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:54:18 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
To: pikachu
Kerry has prostate cancer, presumably in remission. The Jim Thorpe thing is meant to convey a healthy body but there's not much they can do about his sick mind.
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:54:41 PM PST
by
jwalsh07
(We're bringing it on John but you can't handle the truth!)
To: threat matrix
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:54:44 PM PST
by
NativeNewYorker
(Don't blame me. I voted for Sharpton.)
To: cajungirl
Sacre Bleu!
To: threat matrix
Looks like he got ripped...most giggolos at least get a fancy sport car. He got a bike, hahahahahaha
To: alnitak
Shadup. I ride my bike every day and I wear a helmet.
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:56:23 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: threat matrix
Although his form looks like crap, he does have good taste. I've had a couple Serotta's over the years and they're excellent bikes.
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:56:27 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Just once I'd like to get by on my looks.)
To: NativeNewYorker
He's even more French-looking on that bicycle, if that's even possible.
To: international american
Not only that but he called the secret service agent a SOB for getting in his way, because you know I NEVER FALL!!!!
What a dork.
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:56:37 PM PST
by
gakrak
To: NativeNewYorker
Only the best for our guy!!! We should have threads on John which are all in French, just for fun. I can't speak French so I guess I wouldn't be there but it would be fu.
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:56:41 PM PST
by
cajungirl
(<i>swing low, sweet limousine, comin' fer to Kerry me hoooommmee</i>)
To: threat matrix
A man for the common people as long as they don't get near him.
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:57:13 PM PST
by
boomop1
To: threat matrix
Go Cutters!!! Kerry is a putz.
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posted on
03/30/2004 1:57:41 PM PST
by
labowski
("The Dude Abideth")
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