[jimt]

I think the government requires consent of both parties in order to issue a marriage license. I would be interested in your process for determing that your llama has given consent.

Animals are property, therefore consent is not required. Similarly, if I marry my car or my house, consent is not required.

[breakem]

That's cute, but let me know the legal basis for marrying property which you control and can therefore it cannot consent. I know you want to marry your llama, but perhaps you could just continue your physical relationship and leave your estate to it in the will. And what about that cute couch you have?