[breakem]

That's cute, but let me know the legal basis for marrying property which you control and can therefore it cannot consent. I know you want to marry your llama, but perhaps you could just continue your physical relationship and leave your estate to it in the will. And what about that cute couch you have?

[jimt]

That's cute, but let me know the legal basis for marrying property which you control and can therefore it cannot consent. I know you want to marry your llama, but perhaps you could just continue your physical relationship and leave your estate to it in the will. And what about that cute couch you have?

Please point out why the logic used to justify same-sex "marriages" can't be used to justify multiple partner marriages, or any combination of entities.

You can't, and that's the "cute" part.