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Confessions of a closet carb fiend
Herald.com ^ | Sun, Mar. 28, 2004 | Dave Barry

Posted on 03/28/2004 10:06:39 AM PST by Nachum

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1 posted on 03/28/2004 10:06:40 AM PST by Nachum
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To: Nachum
LOL
2 posted on 03/28/2004 10:11:39 AM PST by timestax
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To: Nachum; xsmommy; Willie Green; mountaineer; Tribune7; prisoner6

Pittsburgh health food.

3 posted on 03/28/2004 10:13:30 AM PST by martin_fierro (Lodi Idol)
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To: Nachum
Priceless.
4 posted on 03/28/2004 10:14:07 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: martin_fierro
LOL!

I never met a carbohydrate I didn't like.

5 posted on 03/28/2004 10:14:55 AM PST by EggsAckley (....."I see the idiot is here"............)
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To: Nachum
Every once in a while, Barry hits one right out of the park! ROFLMCARBLOVINGAO
6 posted on 03/28/2004 10:16:40 AM PST by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: Nachum
The Celery Growers Association hired a detective to -- yes -- stalk him

Oh man!

7 posted on 03/28/2004 10:17:37 AM PST by freedumb2003 (If your cat has babies in the oven you don't call them biscuits!)
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Umm...what the hell is that?!
8 posted on 03/28/2004 10:17:45 AM PST by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: Nachum
Does weak beer like Miller count as carbs?

If so, I'm dead!

9 posted on 03/28/2004 10:18:18 AM PST by LibKill (BUSH the TERRORIST SLAYER!)
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To: Nachum
As one who lost 107 pounds last year on a low-carb diet (and still keeping it off), I find this article extremely...funny!
10 posted on 03/28/2004 10:19:01 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I'm voting for John Kerry until I vote against him in November)
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To: nuconvert
Barry ping
11 posted on 03/28/2004 10:20:02 AM PST by Pan_Yans Wife (Much of your pain is self-chosen. --- Kahlil Gibran)
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To: SamAdams76
193?
12 posted on 03/28/2004 10:23:41 AM PST by Nov3
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To: EggsAckley
I'm chomping on a bag of Ike and Mike. Dr Atkins? No way, lifes too short.
13 posted on 03/28/2004 10:24:28 AM PST by jwalsh07 (We're bringing it on John but you can't handle the truth!)
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To: wysiwyg
That's a Primanti's (say: Primaaaaani's) sandwich, with the cole slaw and fries included in the sandwich.
14 posted on 03/28/2004 10:25:55 AM PST by martin_fierro (Lodi Idol)
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To: carlo3b
This will make you laugh!!
15 posted on 03/28/2004 10:34:38 AM PST by netmilsmom (God Bless Madison Lyn!)
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To: Nachum
I'm talking about taking CRAZY risks. We drank water right from the tap. We used aspirin bottles that you could actually open with your bare hands.

It's worse than that! We even rode bikes without wearing helmets!

Our own MOTHERS gave us bread!

They did! White Wonder Bread with the crusts on.

I've gotta stop this, I'm laughing too hard.:)

16 posted on 03/28/2004 10:34:38 AM PST by xJones
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To: Nachum
LOL cool post!!!

I make it my responsabilty to save you guys from those bad bad carbs! Just pass them to me and I'll make them all go away.
I am an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CARB EATER and I'll take on this burden for all of you.
17 posted on 03/28/2004 10:42:40 AM PST by GottaLuvAkitas1
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He just haaaaaaad to mention SNICKERS. I'm off to the store.
18 posted on 03/28/2004 10:44:35 AM PST by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: jwalsh07
"I'm chomping on a bag of Ike and Mike. Dr Atkins? No way, lifes too short."

I've always said I'd rather die fat and happy than skinny and sad.

19 posted on 03/28/2004 10:47:00 AM PST by mass55th
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To: SamAdams76
Congratulations! You must feel as if you hit the lottery.

k.
20 posted on 03/28/2004 10:51:02 AM PST by kdot
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