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LOL!
1 posted on 03/25/2004 6:08:36 PM PST by nuconvert
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What heterosexual man SLAPS a man? A real man SLUGS doesn't he? What a girlie girl!
2 posted on 03/25/2004 6:10:35 PM PST by sonserae
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Thats about the worst thing that can happen to any man, to be B-slapped by Richard Simmons.

I wouldnt have told anyone.

3 posted on 03/25/2004 6:10:47 PM PST by No Blue States
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""Mr. Simmons took exception to it and walked over to the other passenger and apparently slapped him in the face."

You Go Girl!

5 posted on 03/25/2004 6:12:07 PM PST by No Blue States
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Thuper!

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

6 posted on 03/25/2004 6:12:56 PM PST by Mike Bates (Artist Formerly Known as mikeb704.)
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To: nuconvert
Thanks for posting many great articles.

Respectfully request fewer abbreviations in links. For example, not everyone knows that FOX means Fox News, or that NRO means National Review Online. I think it is better to spell them out.

7 posted on 03/25/2004 6:13:19 PM PST by NutCrackerBoy
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Smithers, release the Richard Simmons robot! ;-)
9 posted on 03/25/2004 6:14:17 PM PST by Pyro7480 (Minister for the Conversion of Hardened Sinners,Tomas de Torquemada Gentlemen's Club)
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I heard on the radio that the guy Simmons slapped was 6'5" and weighed 250 pounds.

Richard is a fruitcake, but he does have balls.

15 posted on 03/25/2004 6:20:54 PM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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What exactly was so wrong with what the guy said? Simmons is totally inappropriate to slap someone. He needs to grow up.
18 posted on 03/25/2004 6:23:47 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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The passenger, whose identity wasn't immediately available, wasn't injured but told police that he intended to file charges against Simmons, 55.

I'm sorry...but that's just sad. Who's the bigger sissy here, really?

20 posted on 03/25/2004 6:24:00 PM PST by RosieCotton (Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
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Who the hell knows what kind of biohazard Richard Simmons is. Just let the queer go by, and spare yourself some infectious disease, or worse, AIDS.
21 posted on 03/25/2004 6:24:04 PM PST by lormand (Dead people vote DemocRAT)
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"Sweatin to the Oldies?"

I bought one of those video's once, but after 5 minutes, I was an "Oldie, Sweatin' and sat in the floor and enjoyed the music!
22 posted on 03/25/2004 6:25:43 PM PST by ladyinred (Weakness Invites War. Peace through Strength.)
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slappin' PonG
29 posted on 03/25/2004 6:31:45 PM PST by nuconvert ("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
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Police Report from Smoking Gun

Simmons said it was the "softest slap" he had ever done and that he said "stop it".

69 posted on 03/25/2004 7:12:07 PM PST by socal_parrot
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By now, I'd bet, the slappee has signed a multimillion $$ book contract, an NBC Monday Night Movie of his life story is in the works, a university lecture circuit tour, an in depth profile by Dominic Dunne with a photo by Avedon in the New Yorker. Ah, notoriety!
71 posted on 03/25/2004 7:22:42 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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TV said it was a profession wrestler wanabe. That must be reaaaaaaly demeaning to be b**ch slapped by a pansy AND go whining to the police. He must be french.
81 posted on 03/25/2004 7:41:14 PM PST by longtermmemmory (Vote!)
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LOL WHo would have guessed the guy had a temper...
82 posted on 03/25/2004 7:45:16 PM PST by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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For Simmons, b---slapping is foreplay.
99 posted on 03/26/2004 7:43:17 AM PST by RightWingAtheist
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The man "made the off-hand comment, 'Hey everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,"

Man...I know I'm gonna sound mean...but...If I saw Richard Simons and I was going to make a joke about something it wouldn't have been the music.

108 posted on 03/26/2004 7:16:17 PM PST by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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Richard Simmons Allegedly Slaps Man person of questionable sexuality at Airport

Getting slapped by Richard Simmons and then suing him is just a step below being beat up by a 10 year old girl and than suing her.....Even if it was my comment that led to the "slap" you can rest assured that Simmons would have been layed out, not have charges pressed against him.

112 posted on 03/26/2004 7:22:07 PM PST by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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