[Bahbah]

"How about that illegal tax Gore got on all our phones?"
I got so sick of it that I cancelled my land line.

[dogbyte12]

That is why I, Al Gore, propose putting your phone in a lock box. You can't take it out. It's safe. All tucked away there. Sure, you may not be able to answer the phone, since it is in the lock box, but that means others can't touch your phone either.