[Right Wing Professor]

My two girls went to public school
Now they're both in college
Neither seems to be a fool
Both are full of knowledge
They're both good at math and science
They're both in a science major
They learned real science, not creation myths
Unlike most homeschoolers, I wager.

[MrB]

"science" being defined as "global warming is caused by American capitalists" and "tree hugging 101"???

[anonymous_user]

LMAO!! Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

[Knute]

"REAL" science is based on the results of observable, repeatable objective experiments. Neither evolution NOR creationism is scientific. As for me and my house, we choose to believe the Word of God and a literal 7 day creation.

[Pukin Dog]

Some people think they know it all
Their sad comments make them look small
A point of view to cause conflict
It's my free speech you would restrict
So "Full of Knowledge", but a troll
Common sense you should be your goal
Not what you know, it's what you do
So come back when you get a clue

[beelzepug]

"They learned real science"

And a load of B.S., too,
From mush-brained lefties, I'll bet you!

[Technocrat]

The public education fools
wait far too late to force to schools
the willing mind, the empty slate
and so I now decree their fate

A steel foundation, thrice annealing
with Christ's power, math, and reading
Hand the child this shaft of light
Release them then, in glorious might

The power of the Holy Ghost
increases learning rates the most
As four sigma mount to six
the child will know both God and logics

The chains of liberal doctrine creak
when faced with fact and analysis bleak
The child will learn, the falsehoods spurn
and in due time the tables turn

For those who in their foolish pride
deny their nature, God deride
Damn themselves with progress blocked
and come to class with head half-cocked

No morals and no clarity
no founding lemmas, nullity
washed away like shifting sand
while those with power, left, to stand
and win all hearts, capitulation
thus renews our civilization

[CholeraJoe]

Good One! I like it.