A photo essay on the failure of the leftists
Fayetteville NC March 20, 2004
The cries and whines of the leftist heard in Fayetteville included many pleading requests for jobs. These are the members of the underclass, the parasites on the American society. Their union speakers condemned Halliburton and Bechtel and all corporations upon whom the ultimately rely for jobs, as enemies of all that is good. There was not a business person in the lot. They were obsessed with the destruction of business and industry.
They had a march and a rally. They needed to raise some money to pay their expenses. Some brilliant business mind conceived the umbrella teepee. A good leftwing wacko was supposed to pay out some of his begrudgingly earned money to obtain the privilege and right to decorate an umbrella with an important symbol or significantly meaningful work of art. The thus decorated and highly symbolic umbrellas would become the exterior wall of the Teepee, a Greek trophy if you will, to the victory of the day. Since the great conceiving mind knew the attendees are semiliterate and not particularly gifted with original thoughts, each umbrella carried a small placard with a preconceived idea and art work. Alas...... there were almost no takers. One wag in the Rollin Thunder contingent said "those ol hippies just can't get past the 60's. They think this is Woodstock."
The sea of umbrellas was still present at 3:30 p.m., a silent testimony to the failure of the day. A tribute to all those (the ones with money) who some how didn't make it.