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FReeper Canteen ~ IRAQ WAR 1st ANNIVERSARY SALUTE ~ Saturday Nite Jukebox ~ MAR 20, 2004
bentfeather, Bethbg79, Diva Betsy Ross, Kathy In Alaska, and MoJo2001

Posted on 03/19/2004 8:13:10 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

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To: Fawnn
LOL
Look you guys, this HAS to be my last post, it's just too much fun here..
"It's been so long since I had sex, I forget who gets tied up!"

A little joke..
Little girl to Mommy: "How old are you, Mom?"

MOMMY:" We never ask that Dear, it's impolite."

LITTLE GIRL: "How much do you weigh?"

MOMMY: " We do not ask people that either, dear."

LITTLE GIRL "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

MOMMY:"I'll talk to you about that when you are old enough to understand."

Little girl complains to her friend "She wouldn't tell me anything!"
Friend says "Just look at her Driver's license, it's just like a job application, it'll tell you everything!"

The next day the little girl says to Mommmy..
"Mommy, I know how much you weigh!"
MOMMY: "You do?"
LITTLE GIRL: "Yes, and I know how old you are, you're 32."
The mother is incredulous now..
LITTLE GIRL:"I also know why you and Daddy got a divorce."
MOMMY:"And why is that?"
LITTLE GIRL: Because you got an "F" in sex!"

LOL
BYEEEEEE
Ms.B
381 posted on 03/19/2004 11:37:10 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Re-elect G.W.Bush)
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To: thchronic
Nice post. ProtestWarrior rocks.
382 posted on 03/19/2004 11:38:16 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
ROTFLOL!
383 posted on 03/19/2004 11:38:16 PM PST by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: Bethbg79
I dont recognize the song but that is chet on guitar
384 posted on 03/19/2004 11:38:22 PM PST by mylife
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
Oh no! LOL, I'll remember that one.
385 posted on 03/19/2004 11:40:13 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: StarCMC
"I admit it: I shagged 'er! I shagged 'er rotten, Baby!YEAH!"
386 posted on 03/19/2004 11:40:22 PM PST by Old Sarge
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
An "F" Wh00P!!
387 posted on 03/19/2004 11:40:28 PM PST by mylife
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
Last post. SHUUURRRREEEE!!!!
388 posted on 03/19/2004 11:41:09 PM PST by Old Sarge
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To: Old Sarge
LOL! I'm not going there! Sailors may blush! LOL!
389 posted on 03/19/2004 11:41:25 PM PST by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: Old Sarge
Dat looks like Huggy Bear! LOL
390 posted on 03/19/2004 11:41:27 PM PST by mylife
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
LOL!!!
391 posted on 03/19/2004 11:42:09 PM PST by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
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To: thchronic

Welcome to the Canteen!!

 

392 posted on 03/19/2004 11:42:48 PM PST by MoJo2001 (!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
MS B!!!! Is that you or the alcohol Medicine talking???
393 posted on 03/19/2004 11:43:08 PM PST by StarCMC (God bless the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God bless them all!)
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To: Old Sarge
LOL!!!
394 posted on 03/19/2004 11:43:55 PM PST by StarCMC (God bless the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God bless them all!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; All
Good morning Troops and Canteeners . . .. have a good one.


395 posted on 03/19/2004 11:44:06 PM PST by HopeandGlory (Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: MoJo2001
Nice selections. I had never heard the 2nd and 3rd. The 1st with Etta is one we listened to in my class. Thanks!
396 posted on 03/19/2004 11:44:19 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Old Sarge
DOn't tell me YOU have never heard of the Shag?????
397 posted on 03/19/2004 11:44:40 PM PST by StarCMC (God bless the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God bless them all!)
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398 posted on 03/19/2004 11:44:58 PM PST by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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399 posted on 03/19/2004 11:45:01 PM PST by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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400 posted on 03/19/2004 11:45:01 PM PST by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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