[Redleg Duke]

What an arrogant couple they make!

[Mo1]

Still, Mr. Kerry could not entirely escape the hazards of the arena he had left behind. He had just sat down for a bite to eat on the crowded patio near the lift line when a waiting skier, John Norris, shouted: "Hey, John! What foreign leaders talked to you?"

Hhehehehe Ping

[petitfour]

This headline ain't biased. A weary Kerry???? A tired old man????

I have a question. If you have your face Botoxed, does it still do all the gymnastics that you see when folks ride a roller coaster or ski downhill really fast????? Or does it stay frozen in place?????????

[texjan]

"Several Democrats and Kerry aides said some of his missteps were a result of exhaustion. They and some of the senator's friends said the vacation could not have come too soon. "He needed it about as badly as anybody could need it," said Sam Grossman"

Funny how he so "badly" needs his vacation and GWB is blasted when he heads to Crawford.

[baseballmom]

Several Democrats and Kerry aides said some of his missteps were a result of exhaustion. They and some of the senator's friends said the vacation could not have come too soon. "He needed it about as badly as anybody could need it,"

Oh this is rich. The man has NO responsibilities, yet he is exhausted. Exhausted from WHAT? I guess just trying to keep all his lies straight.

Cry me a river, I want a President who doesn't have to take to his bed when the going gets tough.

[cyncooper]

His next trip down, a reporter and a camera crew were allowed to follow along on skis — just in time to see Mr. Kerry taken out by one of the Secret Service men, who had inadvertently moved into his path, sending him into the snow.

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

The incident occurred near the summit. No one was hurt, and Mr. Kerry came careering down the mountain moments later, a look of intensity on his face, his lanky frame bent low to the ground.

In these parts we call that "look of intensity" a "sulk".

What a piece of trash Kerry is. This Secret Service man is there to protect his sorry rear and this is the attitude he takes. Better extend the vacation for another week to recuperate from this incident.

What a childish and petulant ninny he comes off as. A girlish bully.

[Lunatic Fringe]

And as Kerry is skiing down Mt. Bullshit, donning his Panama Jack sunglass, drinking vitamin-fortified water and trying to look "hip" with his snowboard, the economy of America is suffering from tax uncertainty!

As Senator, he should be out there promoting some solution to the problem... like PERMANENT tax cuts!

[StarCMC]

You just can't make anything up like this!! TOO FUNNY!!

Bless his heart!

(which translated from the Southern vernacular is "What an idiot!>

[beaversmom]

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

Can you imagine President Bush in the same situation and how he would have laughed it off? Effin' is a rich, arrogant Clymer. You can tell he has no respect at all for guys who work for a living. Can you imagine also if he has Hillary as his VP? The Secret Service will probably be quitting in droves. I'm starting to loathe Kerry like I do the Clintons. Kerry's true nastiness will keep coming through. He won't be able to hold it back. He's no Bill Clinton in that respect. Voters don't like arrogant, nasty, talk you to death Clymers. Ask Al Gore.

[Maria S]

"For more than a week, he has had to defend himself from an onslaught of attacks by President Bush and millions of dollars in negative advertising..."


He's had to defend himself FOR MORE THAN A WEEK!!! Gee whiz, I remember when liberals were all over Bush for "taking off a month in August" last year while our troops were still in Iraq! He was NOT skiing, snowboarding, or any other nonsense while in Crawford! AND he had been in charge of calming the country after 911, running the country, formulating plans for the upcoming war in Iraq, trying to set judicial appointments through...

I don't think Kerry is capable of being president; his energy level just isn't there.

[Jotmo]

"Everyone in this town is anti-Bush," Barrett, a Junior Olympic skier, said between runs. "He's trying to destroy our planet."

Damn!! Foiled again! If it weren't for the vastly superior intellect of this young punk, Bush could have gotten away with his evil plan to DESTROY THE WORLD! But now, he's been found out. Sent the hit squad to get this kid before he spreads the word of our evil plan. These liberals are just too smart for us!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!

How can we DESTROY THE WORLD with people like this looking over our shoulders?

How does one ski with all that whistling going on in the void where your brain should be? Isn't it distracting?

[ForGod'sSake]

"The best thing that can happen is he'll sleep, relax, eat some good food, and then, in a couple of days, he'll be back firing again."

Blanks?

FGS

[OrioleFan]

For more than a week, he has had to defend himself from an onslaught of attacks by President Bush and millions of dollars in negative advertising, while taking criticism for calling Republicans "crooked" and "lying" and claiming to have the support of leaders whom he has not named.

For the life of me I can't understand how an accurate statement of his record is a negative attack.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Still, Mr. Kerry could not entirely escape the hazards of the arena he had left behind. He had just sat down for a bite to eat on the crowded patio near the lift line when a waiting skier, John Norris, shouted: "Hey, John! What foreign leaders talked to you?"

This part of the article was funny. I heard Rush said he got a note from a friend who's in Idaho who said two kids were sitting next to one another as Kerry walked by them, murmuring "George W. Bush", over and over again.

I have faith in the good people of Idaho. John Kerry isn't going to win Idaho at all. Matter of fact, Kerry's neighbors all have Bush signs in their yards.

[Condor51]

oh-oh, Johnny fell down. Do you guys know what that means? ..

He'll want ANOTHER PURPLE HEART!!!

[Condor51]

Boy oh boy, this article is just a few words away from a great parody piece. Starting with the author's name;

David 'HALFFINGER', David MidFinger, David Halfwit, etc. Then there's the headline;

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Amid Other Millionaires In Idaho
A Weary Kerry Finally Gets Away From The Little People

KETCHUM, Idaho, — John Kerry was in the air, his private jet approaching the Continental Divide, the candidate who often straddles both sides of political divides was wrestling with the big matter at hand.

Should he ski, or snowboard? Or maybe try both at the same-time? He gave no clue where he stood, as he's clueless on most issues. But that was Wednesday night, and he was drunk.

A longtime private nurse recently suggested that there were two John Kerrys: "Psycho John and Not-So-Psycho-John" — one who agonizes over decisions, like when to go the bathroom and another who acts boldly, won't 'hold it' and DOES go to the bathroom.

It was 'Psycho' John, who emerged from an armored SUV at his 8,500 square foot mansion here on Thursday morning, outfitted in a blue straight jacket while sipping a bottle of cheap gin through a straw. From the rear of the vehicle a Secret Service Agent pulled out his weathered old wife - who was also drunk, and for most of the day he proceeded to swig gin while the locals yelled out and called him a phony, pinko-COMMIE TRAITOR.

'Psycho' John would have none of that as he was in Vietnam. So he threw his empty gin bottle at one of the locals from his terrace and ordered a SS agent to shoot the heckler. John's nurse then quickly ushered him off to the bedroom as it was time for John's 'medication'.

Yep, this article has possibilities...