DFU SONG: Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter(RAT hack Campbell Brown song)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Channel/9590/midifile.html

MIDI - MRS. BROWN YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY DAUGHTER

Mrs. Brown, your daughter is a bee-itch
For the DemocRATS, Campbell's a shill
It's so funny...she doesn't hide it well
When she's down on her kneepads, it must be a thrill

Mrs. Brown, your daughter is a bee-itch
She pretends she's a reporterette
It's so funny...she doesn't hide it well
John F'n Kerry must be surely in her debt

Turn on TV...and what do we see
A partisan hack...always on the attack

Mrs. Brown, your daughter is a bee-itch
She spins DNC chapter and verse
It's so funny...she doesn't hide it well
It's safe to say that only Katie Couric's worse

Mrs. Brown, your daughter is a bee-itch
Mrs. Brown, your daughter is a bee-itch
Mrs. Brown, your daughter is a bee-itch
Mrs. Brown, your daughter is a bee-itch

[doug from upland]

After hearing Laura Ingraham playing a clip this morning from Campbell and Russert, this had to be written.

[bmwcyle]

bttt

[doug from upland]

NBC’s Campbell Brown similarly pushed Bush to the left: "The President’s options? Political analysts say bi-partisan compromise."

[doug from upland]

Note --- that was Campbell's take on jumping Jim Jeffords.

[clintonh8r]

What was the gist of the clip?

[freedomson]

First, it's pronounced 'bee-atch' .

Second, it's not at all funny.

I think I'm more embarrassed for you than you are for yourself.

[skinkinthegrass]

...playing a clip this morning from Campbell and Russert, this had to be written.

CLINTON KNEEPAD ALERT!...I hear ya!..."they have only one life two (natural) knees to give to their country the Clintoons". :)

[doug from upland]

They were just aghast at how the Republicans have gone negative --- attack, attack, attack. They said it was from both sides as if using Kerry's own words against him is the same as calling Bush a deserter and saying he knew ahead of time about 911.

[doug from upland]

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