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Inside John and Teresa Heinz Kerry's Bathroom...
Registered ^ | 03.18.04 | Registered

Posted on 03/18/2004 11:57:52 AM PST by Registered



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: gigolo; goldigger; kerry; registeredhumor
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1 posted on 03/18/2004 11:57:55 AM PST by Registered
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To: Registered
Small is the operative word here.
2 posted on 03/18/2004 12:00:18 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Registered
Do they share towels?
3 posted on 03/18/2004 12:01:08 PM PST by george wythe
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To: Registered
Hmmm - must be representative of long pants and a short skirt...
4 posted on 03/18/2004 12:01:29 PM PST by trebb (Ain't God good . . .)
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To: lilylangtree
"Small is the operative word here."

Humongous might be another operative word here.

5 posted on 03/18/2004 12:02:13 PM PST by Enterprise ("Do you know who I am?")
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To: Registered
At least she didn't order his name in pink.
6 posted on 03/18/2004 12:02:22 PM PST by LADY J
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To: Registered
I was hoping for 'His and Hers' douchebags.
7 posted on 03/18/2004 12:02:36 PM PST by Solamente
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To: Registered
Where's the bidet?
8 posted on 03/18/2004 12:02:36 PM PST by Publius (Will kein Gott auf Erden sein, sind wir selber Götter.)
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To: Registered
Nice grout lines
9 posted on 03/18/2004 12:04:01 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I just realized that because I'm lefthanded, the right side of my brain has been working correctly)
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To: Registered
Blue ceramic tile?? Dudes, that's so last year.
10 posted on 03/18/2004 12:07:56 PM PST by WideGlide
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To: Registered
His and hers jockstraps?
11 posted on 03/18/2004 12:08:13 PM PST by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: Registered
So where are these?


12 posted on 03/18/2004 12:14:56 PM PST by demlosers
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To: Registered
Either she has an extra large pair of buttocks or his towel is so small because he's french and doesn't need one that much...
13 posted on 03/18/2004 12:21:12 PM PST by CommandoFrank (The major news networks are the enemy within...)
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To: george wythe
>Do they share towels?

Somehow I doubt they share bathrooms!

Have you ever noticed how she cringes when he hugs her? Why is she even married to him? Is it something to do with her money?
14 posted on 03/18/2004 12:27:25 PM PST by sandbar
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To: Registered
Are you absolutely certain those are not John and Elizabeth Edwards' towels?
15 posted on 03/18/2004 12:31:34 PM PST by presidio9 (the left is turning antisemitism into the new homophobia)
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To: Registered
Only thing missing is the jar of "Tucks"...
16 posted on 03/18/2004 12:34:10 PM PST by EUPHORIC (Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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To: sandbar
Have you ever noticed how she cringes when he hugs her?

Such hugging scenes creep me out. You can tell there is something amiss in Kerry's marriage.

On the other hand, seeing the mutual admiration between GWB and Laura is an inspiration.

17 posted on 03/18/2004 12:42:42 PM PST by george wythe
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To: Registered
He should have this caption embroidered:

"I Married a Billionaire Widow and All I Got Was This Lousy Jockstrap."

18 posted on 03/18/2004 1:05:23 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: Registered
Funny, you've recovered nicely.
19 posted on 03/18/2004 1:06:34 PM PST by snooker (Drag a 'botox gigolo' through a swamp, and some dumb gator will always bite.)
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To: Registered
I was expecting a picture of the urinal from Virgin Airways Clubhouse at JFK Int'l.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1099922/posts

20 posted on 03/18/2004 1:23:59 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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