Have you noticed all the new hires (of which the LIAR was one). They are all bubbly, female, liberal/left-wing, and insipid.
Walked the North Quad for the first time in 19 years this Fall. Guy on the balcony was making a coffee table out of tennis balls drilled and strung through strong wire. Girl across the Quad hollered to ask what he was doing.
"I just want to show that I can make a table out of tennis balls."