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To: Mudboy Slim; BraveMan
"ROFL...I can just see him sprinting after them, trying to apprehend the thievin' varmits!!"

Yup, & one'd have to know the man's been in a "state of war" with the rodents for a very long time too in order to fully appreciate the scene.

The things chew on everything including the [expensive] wood trim on his beautiful (& vintage) Tutor-style home's trim he religiously busts his keister keeping in pristine condition.
*Not* all that easy to do in the harsh seasonal climate on Lake Michigan, in Milwaukee.

If &/or when the man ever has a heart attack one day, I'm fairly certain it'll be the tree rats that'll precipitate it.

"That'll be a hilarious Easter story to tell fer years and years...hopefully, they had some backup loot fer the grandkids."

Yea, luckily they did.
Something of a chocolate variety, I believe.

"BTW...a fraternity brother of mine usedta have some very good luck nailin' squirrels with a blow-dart thrower. Usedta call 'em rats with furry tails."

HA!!
The things *are* rats, *tree* rats; &, a blow-dart thrower sounds challenging.

For my part if I were to engage the pests it'd be with my Daisy pump .177 cal pellet rifle w/ a 4x scope.

I've tried -- several times -- to convince the old boy to use one, that it's *just* what the Dr recommended?
But he's a Liberal & ya know how they are about guns of any type.

Well ya know what Rush says about fools, right?

...just step back & let 'em have it their way. ;^)

372 posted on 04/12/2004 6:28:47 AM PDT by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim; jla; Flora McDonald; AdSimp; society-by-contract; flicker; NittanyLion; ...
Anybody know what time the budget show begins today?

There's No Security With This Character
Why John Kerry is Scarier than Bill Clinton
Mr. Write - April 12, 2004

373 posted on 04/12/2004 6:33:15 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in this tagline.)
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To: Landru
"Well ya know what Rush says about fools, right? ...just step back & let 'em have it their way."

You talkin' to ME?! You talkin' to ME, Ol' Man?!

Oh, yer talkin' 'bout Lib'rals...MUD

380 posted on 04/12/2004 4:36:01 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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