Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Clinton and Other LeftWing LIARS!!"

"Remember when the press "discovered" the old mildly-intoxicated-while-driving Bush "scandal" a week before the election? Coincidentally, earlier that same day, Janet Reno told the press that she would be opening an investigation into Al Gore's pulling the plug on a multi-year drug investigation (after the Houston detectives cried foul at the cover-up) because the #1 suspect made a BIG $$$ donation to Al's campaign. A mob of "mainstream" journalists chased the ancient DUI story. The Washington Times reported the Gore story, too. When I asked a local SW Florida NBC-TV news manager why the Gore story was being covered-up, following three days of "DUI" coverage into the weekend before election day, this news boss said of the Washington Times, "That right-wing rag?! It's owned by the Moonies." I asked him whether he believed that Janet Reno would grant the Washington Times an exclusive? He conceded the point, but no mention of the Gore story appeared on his news channel or in the mainstream media. No daily reports from NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, NY Times, Washington Post, LA Times, Boston Globe, NPR + the INTER-national press - or press mobs chasing Gore across parking lots demanding that he spill all. Can we say "left-wing" media?"

Good point...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Mark Steyn's "You're Joking If You Think This Is Satire!!"

"One can be pro-war or anti-war, but the notion that the fundamentalism that's threatening the world is Bush-Blair Christianity is so far off the mark as to be pathological. I mean, OK, it was pretty funny when Paxman asked the Prime Minister if he and the President prayed together. Those goofy fundamentalists, eh? But then it's also pretty funny surely when Jack Straw goes to Teheran to hang with the mullahs and, even though he's not a Muslim, he's obliged to do that "peace and blessings be upon his name" parenthesis whenever he mentions the Prophet Mohammed. I mean, what's the deal with that? Anyone would think they were a coercive theocracy like Washington, right? Maybe Alistair Beaton could write a comedy song about that. Right after he moves to a secure location.

The contours of our epic clash of civilisations are clear now: Christians are a cheap laugh and in control of the Bush Administration, Jews are sinister and in control of the Bush Administration, and Muslims... whoa, best not to mention them, man. You don't want to be Islamophobic. You can sing "We're Sending You A Cluster Bomb From Jesus" because there are no "fundamentalist Christians" within 20 miles of the Birmingham Rep - or at least none that is going to be waiting for you at the stage door. "We're Sending You A Schoolgirl Bomb From Allah" might attract notice from a livelier crowd. If you're going to be provocative, it's best to do it with people who can't be provoked."

Lib'rals are an ugly lot...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"QB Mark Brunell Ready to Lead Skins to Promised Land!!"

Gibbs got himself a winner...although I still like Ramsey as our QB...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Report From the Iraqi Front: Progress is Amazing!!"

"I see the missions our Army is performing, and I interact closely with the Iraqi people. Because of this, I know how successful and important our work is. My battalion carries out dozens of missions all over the city — missions that are improving people's lives. We have restored schools and universities, hospitals, power plants and water systems. We have engineered new infrastructure projects and much more. We have also brought security and order to many of Baghdad's worst areas — areas once afflicted with chaos and brutality. Our efforts to train vast numbers of Iraqis to police and secure the city's basic law and order are bearing fruit. Our mission is vital. We are transforming a once very sick society into a hopeful place. Dozens of newspapers and the concepts of freedom of religious worship and expression are flowering. So, too, are educational improvements. This is the work of the U.S. military. Our progress is amazing. Many people who knew only repression and terror now have hope in their heart and prosperity in their grasp. Every day the Iraqi people stream into the streets to cheer and wave at us as we drive by. When I'm on a foot patrol, walking among a crowd, countless people thank us — repeatedly."

We can't trust the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to report the truth...MUD

[GeorgeW23225]

I'm looking forward to meeting you too, MUD!! Spread the word, and bring as many people as you can!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kurt Cobain: 10 Years After..."

"But Kurt Cobain was what he was, and a decade later we are left to consider the question (“Was Cobain a performer of real significance or an over-hyped flash in the pan?”) with the full benefit of retrospect. Helpful to remember that what makes a performer unique isn’t just his abilities but the moment in time in which he is “discovered.” Consequently, what made Cobain special wasn’t necessarily his ability to write and perform the catchiest hooks in popular music (which he certainly did), but the confluence of musical events that made him palatable to very large, young audiences. If released either five years before or after the actual release dates in 1991, both the song “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and the album Nevermind would have come and gone without one-twentieth the fanfare. In 1986, bubblegum pop was still big enough to overwhelm anything different; in 1996, Nirvana would have been thought of as just another band arriving too late to the party, in the way we today consider some of the other capable bands that surrounded Nirvana, such as Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains."

I never followed Nirvana in their heyday, but I do like the "Nevermind" CD now that I've listened to it lately...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Marines Bomb Fallujah Mosque!!"

"US marines pressing an offensive in this Iraqi town west of Baghdad bombed a mosque in the center of the town Wednesday and killed up to 40 insurgents inside, a marine officer said. The attack came from a jet aircraft at a high angle to minimize the impact, the officer said. "We wanted to kill the people inside!!" said Lieutenant Colonel Brennan Byrne."

There should be NO SANCTUARY fer the murderers of Coalition Forces...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Federal Pen"
(To be sung to "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Ashcroft, won't you put Slick in a Fed-er-al Pen?!
Fer Rapin' this Nation...and killin' his friends.
We're scarred by Slick's Vile Crimes...to Hell with Left's spin.
So, Justice, won't you put Slick in a Fed-er-al Pen?!

Oh George, please INDICT Slick fer his TYR-AN-NY!!
Chi-Com's blood dollars bought out our Security...
Can't wait fer Indictments of Slick and Hell'ry.
So George, won't you INDICT Slick fer his Treasonin'?!

Ashcroft, please INDICT Slick fer killin' Ron Brown!!
We're countin' on you, John...please don't let us down!
Prove that you love Truth...and bring Left's Scum down!
Please George, we want Justice fer poor ol' Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReeperGal Chorus jumps in)
Justice, put Left's Rapist in a Fed-er-al Pen.
Osama bil Clinton's Vile Reign we must end!!
Slick's scarred this whole Nation, Justice's the Right's FRiend...
Good Lord, help put Clinton in a Fed-er-al Pen!!

170 posted on 1/3/02 7:56 AM Eastern by sultan88

With an assist from...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Enjoyed meeting you, sir...and I really respect yer ProtestWarrior efforts. We'll haveta get you in touch with the leadership of the DeeCee FReepers fer some events in the not-too-distant future.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to U2's "So Cruel")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Power's yer drug, you faithless LIAR!!
Jail's yer haven, Willie...we'll conspire...
Yer heart is racing...you shan't keep up...
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between large doses of Truth, we trust...
Left'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

[sultan88]

Sorry I missed the meet-up. I have been ill.

[Mudboy Slim]

Sorry to hear you're not feeling well, my FRiend...however, the Richmond Conservative Forum is definitely something we'll want to pursue in the future. Good diverse group of folks and all are interested in becoming activists for the Right!! There were about 25 folks there last night, so we won't be able to invite them all to the RTMs, but we'll certainly be able to invite a few.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"DemonRATS Trying to Turn Iraq Into Another VietNam!!"

"In strict terms, Iraq is not Vietnam, but the perception is taking hold and that alone could turn into a nightmare during an election campaign for Bush. The differences are stark — some 58,000 Americans lost their lives in Vietnam in a conflict that lasted more than a decade against a well-entrenched and organized opponent.

When numbers are tallied from yesterday's fighting, the toll in Iraq will look like this: More than 620 Americans dead in a conflict that's only in its 13th month, with most deaths the result of insurgents' guerrilla-style tactics. "I completely agree this is Bush's Vietnam," said Terry Anderson..."

The DemonRATS' unquenchable thirst fer Power has led them to hope for American failure in Iraq and with our economy...the Left has become unmistakably ANTI-American!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"He Was From Kansas..."
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffet's "He Went to Paris")

He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.

He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!

Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.

(Mudboy on harp...)

Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"

He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")

Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate the Right?!
Is Left sorry they let Slick get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATS' chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!

(spoken) MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right.
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate has me playin' as MUD on this Forum.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance
Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!!
Now RATS' stage is bare...but MUD's standing there...
With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then RATS Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!

Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?!
Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black VII.517"

"We chased him to the border
All the way to El Paso
The ride was long, the ride was hard
But the sheriff said, "We can't let him go"
He said, "Let me tell you somethin', I been trackin' for a long time
They never trust a stranger and they take care of their own"

America will not regain its swagger until Americans hold Clinton accountable for his crimes...Felons do not walk free in a Justice System of Laws Not Men!! How can we make Clinton/DemonRAT criminality and Treason an issue in the upcoming campaigns?! How can we shame Ashcroft and the Justice Department into doing what it ought to be doing vis a vis the Corruption of the previous Administration?! How can we ignite the grass roots? I'm sick of always being on the defensive...how can we get the good guys to fight the good fight, instead of compromising away the Principles that made this Country the greatest ever to grace this Earth?! What's it gonna take to make Dubyuh mad enough at the low-life Rats to take off the kid gloves and come out swingin'?! If he would, the good folks in this Country would rally to his Cause...we can't help but look like hypocrits when we castigate other Countries for their Corrupt Elitist Governments whilst the Justice Departments of both DemonRAT and now Republican Administrations appear willing to allow the Clinton Administration--including the EX-Rapist-in-Chief and the Junior Senator from New York--to get off scot-free when there is ample evidence of multiple felonies, including Perjury, Obstruction of Justice, Massive Campaign Finance Abuse, Rape, Bribery, Dereliction of Duty, and yes, TREASON?!!

Clinton Corruption must be made an issue in the upcoming campaigns cause he ain't going away until we put him away!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

517 posted on 05/20/2002 1:27:57 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Jim Robinson's Homepage"

Thanx fer the link, fiddlstix, I'd never checked this out before...MUD

[Fiddlstix]

You're welcome J

[FBD]

RE: "Marines Bomb Fallujah Mosque"

A.B.S news reported this as 40 *worshippers* killed.

Pure HORSE$S#!T.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Worshippers" who murder innocent Americans, light their bodies on fire, then tear the charred corpses from limb to limb...these mosque-dwellers got what they had coming to them!!

FEAR OUR WRATH, Sunni Insurgents!!

FReegards...MUD