Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"We still on for May 11 at Sine's?"

Works fer me...how 'bout y'all?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you've been clintoned."

HAH!! We can slow it down a bit, but the Black thread waits fer no one fer too long...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy Flora, do you have the specifics on tomorrow evening's monthly POW-WOW of Richmond Conservatives?! The Missuz just gave me the green light to attend, and UVA Basketball is no longer...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Never mind, Flora, I found it...Hey OldDominionFReepers, please join us...

CONSERVATIVES UNITE IN VIRGINIA!!!

Just a reminder, that on Tuesday, April 6th, at 7:00 PM, several Conservative groups will hold A "COMBINED" Meeting at "The Fox and The Hound", 10455 Midlothia Turnpike, Richmond, Virginia.

A LARGE turnout is expected!!

Some of the participating groups will be:

The Free Republic
Richmond Conservative Forum
Town Hall MeetUp
Protest Warriors
Bush 2004 MeetUp
Republican MeetUp

Everyone is welcome!! Food and beverages are available (at a cost)

Please join us, and help the Conservatives of Virginia UNITE for Victory in November!!


We hope to see YOU there!!

Thanks!!

[jla]

Works fer me...how 'bout y'all?!

If work schedule permits.
By the way, you buyin'?

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you buyin'?"

Don't I always?!

SHEEESH...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"B.G. Burkett: Navy Commanders to Cast Doubt on Kerry's War Record!!"

"Several Navy officers who supervised Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry when he commanded a swift boat in Vietnam are preparing to publicly question his war record - including the circumstances under which he was awarded three Purple Hearts - a noted Vietnam War historian revealed on Sunday. Burkett, whose 1999 book, "Stolen Valor," is considered to be the definitive history of of falsified Vietnam War claims, told WABC Radio's Steve Malzberg that Kerry's former commanders would allege that the top Democrat's Purple Hearts were awarded for "self-reported injuries that were virtually nonexistent." "He never got a day of treatment, he never spent a day in a medical facility," Burkett said. "These were all self-reported wounds, which you're going to hear from some swift boat guys in the future as to the nature of those wounds."

Burkett said he had personally spoken to the Navy commanders who were preparing to go public about Kerry's decorations. "You're going to get quite a showing [of those speaking out]," Burkett told Malzberg. "I don't know [the number] yet. They're trying to get it to be unanimous of every swift boat guy who ever served." As to the timetable for the upcoming revelations, Burkett said that Kerry's superior officers "were still discussing that."

"You've got some major rallys being planned against John Kerry by Vietnam veterans on the mall, at the convention - this type of thing," he said. "And we're going to make America aware of John Kerry's military record."

YEEE-HAAWWWW...takin' the gloves off...FINALLY!!

FReegards...MUD

[Flora McDonald]

The Fox & Hounds British Pub is located in Pocono Green Shopping Center across the street from Tripps on Midlothian Turnpike.

We have reserved the room on the left as you go in the Pub. Please feel free to order food & drinks as we have to spend X amount of dollars to reserve the rooms. That means we can hoot and holler and tell all the Kerry jokes we want without "offending" any liberal sensitive-types lurking at the bar.

[Mudboy Slim]

Weren't we lookin' fer this the other day?!

"Meet Me At Terry’s Place"
(To the Tune of "Meet Me at Mary’s Place" by Sam Cooke)

Ol’ Mudboy Slim told me one early morning
(I can find Terry’s Place, YEAH)
Said tonight there's gonna be a RAT party meetin’
(Over at Terry’s Place, YEAH)
He said: It ain’t gonna be a real nice affair
(Over at Terry’s Place, NO)
Cuz’ all the Black Thread Freepers will be right there
(Freepin’ at Terry’s Place, WOW)
HappyGal said: Meet ya (meet ya at Terry’s Place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have a blast today)
Hey CM (meet us at Terry’s place)
Bring your Gee-tar and (meet us at Terry's place)
We're gonna kick (we're gonna kick us some butt today)
Snow Bunny meet us (meet us at Terry’s Place)

Mud said: Free The Hostages make sure you know
(Over at Terry’s Place, YEAH)
You're gonna make some good signs, before you go
(Raise ‘em at Terry’s Place, YEAH)
Mud said: Landru and Sultan I'm gonna guarentee
(Over at Terry’s Place, WOW)
Got to have fun if you're a man like me
(Over at Terry’s Place, YEAH)
Hey, Brainwashed Democrat, meet us (meet us at Terry’s Place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a blast today)
Goldilucky (meet us at Terry’s Place)
Oh meet us (Freep with us at Terry’s Place)
We're gonna give (we're gonna give T-Mac hell today)
Why don't you (meet us at Terry’s Place)
Iceskater, Let’s have a good time (meet us at Terry’s Place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a blast today)
Come, BOBTHENAILER (meet us at Terry’s Place)
Ligeia (meet us at Terry's Place)
Terry boy is shakin’ (we're gonna shake him up today)
Let’s go on Freepin’ at Terry’s Place!! LOL!!

By sultan88

[Mudboy Slim]

"We have reserved the room on the left as you go in the Pub."

Reckon it won't be too hard to pick out the Conservatives...we can be rather boisterous...LOL!!

See ya tomorrow...MUD

BTW..."we can hoot and holler and tell all the Kerry jokes we want without "offending" any liberal sensitive-types lurking at the bar."

Actually, I revel in offending Lib'ral Kerry types...heh heh heh!!

[Mudboy Slim]

19 August 1999

Letters to the Editor
Richmond Times-Dispatch
Box 85333
Richmond, VA 23293
Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie
Fax #(804)775-8090

Re: What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?

Editor, Times-Dispatch:

To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years!

Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually-deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs...

Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemonRATS, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving Power mongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November ‘00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment III--Impeachment II is happening within the next six months! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Can't You See?!!"
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See")

(Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar)

We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks...
Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's.
Gonna climb us a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord,
Gonna sing out, make all the Sheeple know!!

Can't you see...woah, can't you see...
What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me?
Can't you see, can't you see...
That DemLib'rals been killin' the Meek?!

Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac...
Gonna taunt that punk to fight!!
Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK...
He gonna wish he would die!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals, folks, loathe our Liberty?!

(BigMan pickin' on the guitar)

Gonna smite me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand...
Gotta stay on the Attack!!
Got me a Band now...our next gig's Rush Limbaugh's Show...
Twenty Mill...Left they'll attack!!

Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!

(Guitar-jammin'...)

Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!

Work in progress...MUD


389 posted on 12/19/2001 11:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"How NOT To Protest!!"

"Let's take recent examples of two similar protest incidents where a high-ranking government official was protested at their place of residence. In the first case, elected official Vice President Al Gore was plotting and hatching schemes to steal the 2000 election, using his government assigned house at the U.S. Naval Observatory as a base and office. Many who closely followed Democrat election fraud news stories posted on http://www.freerepublic.com/, known as "Freepers" decided to object to these illegal activities. Before they came to protest, however, they checked with local government for any permits needed. They set up on public property (about 200 yards from the house) and did not trespass or invade any personal space.

Although the stalwart citizens sang, chanted and held signs, they did not curse, scream or damage property. (In a later interview with Barbara Walters, the Gores later claimed cursing and screaming occurred but protester David Frum denied this assertion, calling it "hyperbolic.") After the protest all trash was picked up and the Freepers left the area cleaner than when they came, as usual. Civility and polite but firm dissent were the rule of the day. After all, children were present and active in the protest. They needed an example of good behavior.

In the second case, a coalition of liberal protesters calling themselves the "National People's Action" went to the house of Presidential advisor Karl Rove to advocate legalizing illegal aliens who graduate from high school. But Rove is not an elected official. He cannot take any action on his own, but may only advise the President. Protesting Karl Rove was nonsensical and made the protesters look foolish. They should have protested President Bush. Also, the house he was in was his own personal property, not a government building. Furthermore, he was not using it as an office for a major project at the time, but living there. This is Karl Roves personal space! In spite of the ineffectiveness and illogic of this protest, the liberals still could have followed the law and promulgated good manners had they chosen to. But this was not to be. Obviously they had not checked on local ordinances for protest rules because some police would have been there. Instead of remaining on the public sidewalk, they criminally rushed the house, pounding on doors and windows, screaming like banshees and trespassing on private property! By breaking the law, they endangered the children they brought with them! (What if the police had decided tear gas was necessary!) What an example set for these endangered children. Not to mention the children aged 10 and 14 inside the house being terrorized by the screeching liberal mob."

DeeCee FReepers ROCK...MUD

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Hi, Mud. Thanks for the inspired music. You play fife?

Have some Scot "Fyfe" forefathers - a few generations back (some blue-faced pagans, too, lol).

Calling down the warrior angels to guard and fight beside our warriors on the ground in Iraq today.

Ooh rah!

[Mudboy Slim]

"You play fife?"

Actually, it's an Irish Whistle...but it works perfectly fer the intro to this MTB song. How are you doing, my FRiend? Is Dubyuh gonna kick some butt in Florida this November?!

We don't need another cliff-hanger...MUD

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

I be fine. Hope all's well at the Mud household.

You know Florida Freepers are ready, willing and able. (^:

8 What I KNOW about election 2000.
8 Let the Sunshine In [John Lott debunks DNC's Fla. election 2000 lies ~ again]

You have Freepmail.

[GeorgeW23225]

Hey Flora!!! I just finished a 6 straight days, 55 hour work week. I'm READY to hoot, holler, and tell dirty Kerry jokes!! Let's Roll!! George

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm READY to hoot, holler, and tell dirty Kerry jokes!! Let's Roll!!"

I can't think of a better way to spend a Tuesday evening...LOL!!

Look forward to meeting you tomorrow night...MUD

[Flora McDonald]

See you all tomorrow!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Boston's "Long Time"

It's been such a long time,
I think I should be going,
And time doesn't wait for me,
It keeps on rolling.
Sail on,
On a distant highway.
I've got to keep on chasing a dream.
I've gotta be on my way;
Wish there was something I could say.

Chorus :-
Well, I'm taking my time,
I'm just moving on.
You'll forget about me after I've been gone,
And I take what I find,
I don't want no more,
It's just outside of your front door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been such a long time.
It's been such a long time.

Well [Woo?] I get so lonely
When I am without you,
But in my mind, deep in my mind,
I can't forget about you.
Good times
And faces that remind me;
I'm trying to forget your name
And leave it all behind me.
You're coming back to find me.

Chorus
Well, I'm taking my time,
I'm just moving on.
You'll forget about me after I've been gone,
And I take what I find,
I don't want no more,
It's just outside of your front door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been such a long time.
It's been such a long time.

[Guitar Solo]

It's been such a long time,
I think I should be going,
And time doesn't wait for me,
It keeps on rolling.
There's a long road
I've gotta stay in time with.
I've got to keep on chasing that dream,
Though I may never find it,
I'm always just behind it.

Chorus
Well, I'm taking my time,
I'm just moving on.
You'll forget about me after I've been gone,
And I take what I find,
I don't want no more,
It's just outside of your front door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been such a long time.
It's been such a long time.

Well, I'm taking my time,
I'm just moving on.
[Repeat and fade]

Pre...MUD