DFU SONG: What's Your Name (so, John Kerry, give us the names of foreign leaders)

What's their name...is it Kim or Fidel
What's their name...have they said "Give Dubya hell"

We're still waiting, Mr. Kerry, so please tell us who they are
So, what's their name, what's their name, what's their name

What's their name...is Assad on the list
What's their name...is Khamenei really p*ssed

We're still waiting, Mr. Kerry, so please tell us who they are
So, what's their name, what's their name, what's their name

We know you have traveled all around the world...you had met them eye to eye
They say "We're scared of your cowboy prez
We need a change...we're backing you...you must beat that guy"

So-o what's their name...could one be Bashir
What's their name...does Mugabe live in fear

We're still waiting, Mr. Kerry, so please tell us who they are
So, what's their name, what's their name, what's their name

Let's see if we have this right....?

-John F Kerry is the foreigner's choice to be President of the US, holding himself out to be an agent for their interests.

-John F Kerry is in violation of Federal Law, in that he is not duly registered as a FOREIGN AGENT of a foreign Government, with the intent to hold foreign interests above those of the United States.

-Foreign entities have expressed interest, and may have already contributed foreign monies to John F Kerry's campaign, thereby illegally influencing a National Election.

-John F Kerry, while holding a Federal Military Commission, (n/w/s... he may have been in the US Naval Reserves) did negotiate with an enemy entity to bind the US Government to an alleged Peace Treaty, in the Enemy's camp, without authorization of the Government, in violation of the US Constitution.

-John F Kerry, knowingly consorted with an assination plotter, a member of the VVAW, to kill US Senators; and FAILED to report such plans to Federal Authorities. The plotter has been offered a campaign position.

-John Forbes Kerry, prove where you were Nov. 12-15, 1971.

Can anyone add to these charges?

U.S. Constitution

Amendment XIV

Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

"Jay Leno: "You know what's great about this story? You know, Kerry said all these foreign leaders said they want him to win, but Kerry hasn't even been out of the country in a year and a half. Which means the only possible foreign leader he could have met with was Arnold Schwarzenegger."

And I'm betting that Schwarzenegger will NOT be voting for Kerry. ;-)

Maybe Kerry was able to sneak into the United Nations building thanks to the help of his sister?

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