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900 posted on 03/13/2004 11:56:43 AM PST by Soaring Feather

904 posted on 03/13/2004 12:00:33 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Thank You Troops, Past and Present)

905 posted on 03/13/2004 12:00:54 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")

JOKE TIME!

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."

"The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you saved him, with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry but he's dead..."

Edna replied happily, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

922 posted on 03/13/2004 1:03:42 PM PST by Old Sarge

To: bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; LindaSOG; SevenofNine; Bethbg79; StarCMC; MoJo2001; Radix

Kathy in Alaska!!! #500!!!
Radix!!! #550!!!
LindaSOG!!! #600!!!
SevenofNine!! #650!!!
Bethbg79!!! #700!!!
StarCMC!!! #750!!!
MoJo2001!!! #800!!!
StarCMC!!! #850!!!
bentfeather!!! #900!!!

934 posted on 03/13/2004 1:35:09 PM PST by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)

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