[Dubya]

Howdy. Here are some:

Important random thoughts

1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really, really in trouble.

14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

[Dubya]

A Little Bit Of Heaven

Sure, a little bit o' Heaven
Fell out of the sky one day,
And nestled on the ocean,
In a spot so far away;

And the Angels found it,
And it looked so sweet and fair,
They said suppose we leave it,
For it looks so peaceful there!
So they sprinkled it with stardust

Just to make the shamrocks grow;
'Tis the only place you'll find them,
No matter where you go;

Then they dotted it with silver
To make it's lakes so grand,
And when they had it finished,
Sure they called it Ireland!!

May the luck of the Irish
be with you today and always!

[Pippin]

GOOD MORNING Dunya!

RE#100

Thanks for the post.