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Lightning Strikes the Office of Andy Rooney (Providential ZOT)
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| 03.11.04
| Registered
Posted on 03/11/2004 1:25:23 PM PST by Registered
TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: andy; andyrooney; comic; crazy; grumpyoldman; gwb2004; humor; laughsatcrucifixtion; looneyrooney; melgibsonbashing; nuts; rooney; thepassion; yaevernotice
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Andy Rooney is a smoker!
To: Registered
Excellent! Good to see you posting.
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:27:31 PM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Words of love, words so leisured. / Words are poisoned darts of pleasure.)
To: Registered
LMAO
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:30:59 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi Mac ... Support Our Troops! ... Thrash the demRats in November!!! ... Beat BoXer!!!)
To: Registered
LOL! Reg ... you're on top of your game today!
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:31:56 PM PST
by
The G Man
(John Kerry? America just can't afford a 9/10 President in a 9/11 world. Vote Bush-Cheney '04.)
To: Registered
Suddenly, I have this irresistible urge to get my lawn mover out.
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:33:08 PM PST
by
Carolina
To: Registered
Is this a fake???
Couldn't help myself.
Great work, keep it up.
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:33:46 PM PST
by
snooker
( You can drag a 'botox gigolo' through a swamp, and some dumb gator will always bite.)
To: Registered
"Ever notice how easily one can be placed in a straightjacket?"
"Ever notice how difficult it is to extricate yourself once it happens?"
Ever notice how long it took to have me placed in a straightjacket?"
"Ever notice how nobody give a rat's a$$ what I have to say, or what happens to me?" happens to me?"
To: Carolina
Yikes! lawn mover=lawnmower
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:34:31 PM PST
by
Carolina
To: Registered
We need at least one of these per day from now until election day. You have never failed to bring a smile to my face!
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:35:59 PM PST
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT!)
To: Registered
Hilarious...adobe photoshop used the way it was intended :o)
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:40:06 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(My new 527 (group,club,gang,politicalscouttroop) don't need no stinking badges!)
To: RikaStrom; Gabz; Conspiracy Guy; xsmommy; Landru
ping
To: Carolina
You mean to mow his eyebrows??
To: Carolina
lawn mover=lawnmower Actually, a "lawn mover" might be pretty handy. What with the drought around here, my lawn is in pretty sad shape. I think a quiet early-morning "lawn moving" from some other guy's house would be just the ticket....
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:42:00 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: Registered
U B Dah Greatest
To: Registered
Now that was worth "a few laughs"
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:42:45 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Hey John F. Kerry, why the long face?)
To: international american
You mean to mow his eyebrows??Yeah :)
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:44:18 PM PST
by
Carolina
To: r9etb
Some lawnmoving:
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posted on
03/11/2004 1:48:25 PM PST
by
Carolina
To: international american
Yea but it
missed him.
...& that's a real bummer.
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posted on
03/11/2004 2:27:02 PM PST
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
To: Landru
This guy has been making 800 grand a year to spew venom. They should bury him in a straightjacket!
To: international american
"This guy has been making 800 grand a year to spew venom. They should bury him in a straightjacket!"Sorry, a straight jacket wouldn't work very well for getting the windbag into the ground, i-a.
Ya gotta screw this creep into the ground.
There's only one way to accomplish that, too.
...strapped to an auger.
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posted on
03/11/2004 2:42:56 PM PST
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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